Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[montrith]

Sometimes when I go shopping I like to look at what the people in front of me me are buying and imagine what kind of party they're going to have. Another day there was this guy who bought 40 beers and two cartons of eggs.

I still haven't made up my mind about what kind of party that was.

[Carbon]

Today I thought I might start doing cardio. Then I thought I'd wait til it warmed up outside and jump rope. I did not check the forecast to see when it would warm up. I do not own a jump rope.
I can't puzzle out beer and eggs either. Maybe he's gonna get a bunch of ladies intoxicated and take advantage of them, then make them omelettes in the morning.

[NutshellGulag]

Sometimes when I go shopping I like to look at what the people in front of me me are buying and imagine what kind of party they're going to have. Another day there was this guy who bought 40 beers and two cartons of eggs.

I still haven't made up my mind about what kind of party that was.

[Sherman Tank]

I really, really, really love crab cakes.

[montrith]

Sometimes I cheer myself up by thinking about all the good things people have said about me. Then I realize how narcissistic that is and it makes me depressed.

[A Meat]

I wonder how the dead spider in my sink lost two of its legs prior to dying

[goombapolice]

Vacations seem like such an alien and weird thing to me

[A Meat]

Vacations seem like such an alien and weird thing to me

Vacations are those periods where you don't meet with anybody and spend all your time at home doing things by yourself while all the others go somewhere else, right?

[Digital Walnut]

Seal nipples are bigger than I thought they would be.

[Emperor Jack Chick]

i have good, cool friends and that makes me fucking angry.

[Nifty Nif]

Sometimes I cheer myself up by thinking about all the good things people have said about me. Then I realize how narcissistic that is and it makes me depressed.

We all need a reminder sometimes and external validation is A Thing.

Why do people sing covers of vocaloid songs?  You don't sound like a robot, you're a person with a lousy singing voice!

[montrith]

I once met a black girl with a really short winter coat and thoughtlessly commented "Well, I can tell you're not from Finland!". Only after I said it I realized she probably gave those words a whole different interpretation than I had meant. I wanted to run after her and shout "Your coat! It's because you have a short coat and everyone here wears long ones! I'm not a racist I swear!!".

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

Donald Trump sometimes looks like a poorly drawn chicken nugget gijinka

[Gyro]

What if: A history-themed restaurant that serves Saladin Salad and Hapsburg-ers?

[Nifty Nif]

What should I do with my viola that's collecting dust in my closet?  It's a beautiful instrument and I never play it.  Hmmm...