I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*

[thelizzerd]

i will end the united states of america with my bare hands

Please do.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

We've come a long long way together

Through the hardntiem and the good

I've got to celebrate you ballpit

Celebrate you loek j should

i dont rrallunknow yhe lyrics yo that banger

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

<3 mostly just post in this thread buy y'all're the beste


im flagging real bad someone make a fake emergency call to me so I can go

Talked to some cute ladies didn't ask their number life is pain AMA

[thelizzerd]

<3 mostly just post in this thread buy y'all're the beste


im flagging real bad someone make a fake emergency call to me so I can go

Talked to some cute ladies didn't ask their number life is pain AMA

I so related to not asking numbers! There was this woman I was playing magic the gathering wtih yesterday. And I wish I got her and her bf's numbers. Obv not even for dating. I just want more friends! And she said where they live. They live off the same main road as us soooo like?? Why didn't I? Ugh I'm so bad at making friends.

[Shell Game]

<3 mostly just post in this thread buy y'all're the beste


im flagging real bad someone make a fake emergency call to me so I can go

Talked to some cute ladies didn't ask their number life is pain AMA

I so related to not asking numbers! There was this woman I was playing magic the gathering wtih yesterday. And I wish I got her and her bf's numbers. Obv not even for dating. I just want more friends! And she said where they live. They live off the same main road as us soooo like?? Why didn't I? Ugh I'm so bad at making friends.

Find her and challenge her to a match. Tell her if you're White/Green deck wins you need to grow allies with each other.

No idea if those words mean anything and don't care.

[thelizzerd]

FUCK MARUS. my best friend is a dick and fuck him. Also he's allowed to bully me. fuck him and he's my best friend since 2011 and I hope he does well in his german class.

[Salubrious Rex]

God I wish I was a bit less boring and single