Terrible dirty talk.

[Antivehicular]

Babe, you've got that Washington Monument dick: chalk-white and completely infeasible to insert into any orifice.

[A Meat]

Babe, you've got that Washington Monument dick: chalk-white and completely infeasible to insert into any orifice.

also they're both erect in honor of a dead president

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

you can put your stake of marika in my elden ring

[Antivehicular]

Your hog's so big it's giving me the meat sweats

[Shell Game]

[Emperor Jack Chick]

segmentation fault (core dumped)

[A Meat]

asses to asses, bust to bust

[Spooks]

[wearing my non-copyright infringing cartoon character graphic t-shirt to bed] baby are you ready to experience le petite morty?

[GirlKisser420]

for amusement I have googled some Listicle dirty talk and run it through an english to dutch translator. theyre all pretty bad in english but:

Laten we het hele weekend samen volledig naakt doorbrengen!
Ik ga gewoon over je been wrijven, laten we eens kijken hoe lang het duurt voordat je hard wordt. Dan ga ik rare dingen met je doen.
Ik wou dat ik je lul kon klonen, zodat ik iets heb om me aan jou te herinneren.

[Dr. Buttplug]

Whispering "wagyu beef" between your buns

[Spooks]

[wearing my officially licensed Star Wars A New Hope graphic t-shirt and Star Wars Lootcrate socks to bed] May the 4" be with you

[A Meat]

Live long and draw sperm