Episode 127 - The Internet Isn't Helping (Mix)

[Shell Game]

[Mix]

[loudly pronounced sigh sfx]

[Mix]

also shell how could you not make this the link post image

[Antivehicular]

So, wait, is the first game literally just "take the horny Pokemon quiz, have a transformation scene, choose a Poke-dom, get dragged back to his house and choose one sex scene option, game dumps a sex scene on you, over?" That's not just creepy, it's really half-assed! Especially when you consider like half the word count is just "good boy."

(God, I hate hypno stuff.)

[Penultimatum]

When I made this doc my thought process was just wow this game I found is super gross, I need to subject people to this. I wonder if there’s more of these - oh no.
 I didn’t make the connection at all that this document would be Ganymede’s kryptonite. So it was really just a happy accident! Isn’t it great when life hands you serendipity. When I make documents in the future that are laser-focused to destroy readers I’ll be sure to do it intentionally.

[Shell Game]

So, wait, is the first game literally just "take the horny Pokemon quiz, have a transformation scene, choose a Poke-dom, get dragged back to his house and choose one sex scene option, game dumps a sex scene on you, over?" That's not just creepy, it's really half-assed! Especially when you consider like half the word count is just "good boy."

(God, I hate hypno stuff.)

it's more half-assed than you think because those horny questions don't impact which pokemon you are. it retains the points from the actual quiz. i think they change which sex scene gets dumped on you? which... you still have to choose again so maybe it doesn't even do that.

[Ganymede]

I went and dug this up for posterity's sake

https://twitter.com/catusCarnival/status/1217973119182196737