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Topic: 387: MedBed: The Bed That Treats  (Read 4658 times)

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387: MedBed: The Bed That Treats
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387: MedBed: The Bed That Treats #1
well my back is sore so hopefully this fplus infomercial can offer something helpful

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387: MedBed: The Bed That Treats #2
"Drama-informed care."
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387: MedBed: The Bed That Treats #4
I encourage you to visit USA MedBed, which has a charming design and will be happy to sell you med beds, terahertz wands, and plasma globes.

https://usamedbed.com/

I expected them to be headquartered in Utah, but that is not the case.
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387: MedBed: The Bed That Treats #5
nice to see some classic orgone-style quackery again in full force
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387: MedBed: The Bed That Treats #6
I had the pleasure of blasting Boots saying "Tell me there's a magic wall between the ass and pussy" while I was slowing driving around a cul de sac, to the displeasure of a woman who was playing with her daughter and puppy in the front yard. I smashed the off button on the stereo and just smiled apologetically and waved as she glared.
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387: MedBed: The Bed That Treats #7
I had the pleasure of blasting Boots saying "Tell me there's a magic wall between the ass and pussy" while I was slowing driving around a cul de sac, to the displeasure of a woman who was playing with her daughter and puppy in the front yard. I smashed the off button on the stereo and just smiled apologetically and waved as she glared.
Dr. Buttplug, May 12, 2023, 06:59:51 pm

Mission accomplished.
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387: MedBed: The Bed That Treats #8
I will always love this episode title.
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Just found out there's a medbed resort within driving distance.


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387: MedBed: The Bed That Treats #10
The doc was already too long and too disjointed and I cut out several dozen pages of content and then half of it got read, finding more of this scam wouldn't have helped me with the doc but I still love it and hate it. I even cut out the warning letter from the FDA to the first guy for his previous scam, 20k mystery paint can guy
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it took me 40 minutes to fully realize there was no -object- being sold, but the concept of an object
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I don't know which new age garbage episode it was that broke me, maybe the Urth Orbs one. Maybe the audiophile pebbles, maybe the universe hopping. But at some point it just clicked in my brain that you can sell the idea of things happening, and it's not a scam because quantum.

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387: MedBed: The Bed That Treats #13
it took me 40 minutes to fully realize there was no -object- being sold, but the concept of an object
KendrickLobstar, May 24, 2023, 03:36:20 pm

You're buying a quantum link to the cube, obviously. It's functionally the same as paying somebody to pray for you, I guess?

Send me $100 and your lat/long, and I'll think really hard about it with this bronze fidget spinner and you'll be cured of demons or whatever. It's a great gimmick.
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