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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1445511 times)

Dr. Buttplug

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My favorite internet thing lately is goofy magick stuff reviewed by sensible (by comparison) magick ppl.
Diploskull, July 27, 2021, 07:54:07 pm
Links please thnx

Macho Masc Sangy Savage

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I'll know it's truly the future not by flying cars or deep space travel, but when I can remove and store my boobs on a shelf while I exercise. Fuckers I'm trying to breathe get out the way
chai tea latte jim and the mammograms Salubrious Rex

Great Joe

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Do an entire workday (including meetings) with 2 Unlimited's Get Ready for This playing on repeat.
Emperor Jack Chick, July 28, 2021, 12:55:28 pm

You know I made a website for that, right?
Lemon, July 29, 2021, 09:53:20 pm
I didn't, and I'm glad I know this now.
Lemon

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My favorite internet thing lately is goofy magick stuff reviewed by sensible (by comparison) magick ppl.
Diploskull, July 27, 2021, 07:54:07 pm
Links please thnx
Dr. Buttplug, July 30, 2021, 10:42:06 am

Sadly it's mostly tiktok and it's hard to search there.

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A remake of the big lebowski where the coffee can urn is replaced with a G Fuel tub.

A Meat

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Up until yesterday I wasn't aware of how popular Gummibär is

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Can't wait for the caretaker everywhere at the end of time album sequel in 40 years where instead of ballroom dance samples it will be nothing but Linkin Park.
chai tea latte RoeCocoa Seth "Slimy" Rollins Carbon

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if you misbehave at nofap academy you get sent to semen detention
Great Joe Escrow Jones Salubrious Rex Lemon xX_sp00ks_Xx

Macho Masc Sangy Savage

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Lol "jazz cabbage"
Dr. Buttplug

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Please fellow humans. Listen to the albums S.F. Sorrow and/or Parachute by The Pretty Things.

The first of those two has a song called Bracelet of Fingers that has the lyrics: "Love, love, love, love, love, land of love, these are a few of the things I find joy; bracelets of fingers since I was a boy."

That is all.





Sovereign

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A molotov mocktail
Great Joe RoeCocoa

Macho Masc Sangy Savage

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Stumbled upon r/frugal today (trying to find a way to make my mattress last longer) and it was a surreal experience. At first glance it felt like a ton of people who have never been poor/broke before, which I'm sure a lot of them are. But it's also very telling on how much everything has moved to disposable and unfixable.
Salubrious Rex chai tea latte jim and the mammograms xX_sp00ks_Xx

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putting a little bit of liquid smoke into the washing machine to make sure the clothes come out smelling like smoke
Salubrious Rex Great Joe chai tea latte jim and the mammograms Escrow Jones Seth "Slimy" Rollins Lemon Shell Game RoeCocoa

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Ive been in the office a while now, should I be disappointed that no-one has commented on my new glasses or gratified that no-one notices my appearance?

Macho Masc Sangy Savage

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Yes, but also know two years from now they will ask you if you got new glasses and complement them then