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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1451619 times)

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Stephen King's Minimal Underdrive
A Meat, August 13, 2021, 02:21:54 pm

A sequel to Christine, except this time the evil car is an early '90s Oldsmobile that kills its drivers via rage-induced strokes when the fucking thing won't turn over in a parking lot or grinds gears trying to do 30 on a slight incline
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bro, even if this map leads to the Gamerblade, you aren't strong enough to wield it
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moon
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Stephen King's Minimal Underdrive
A Meat, August 13, 2021, 02:21:54 pm

A sequel to Christine, except this time the evil car is an early '90s Oldsmobile that kills its drivers via rage-induced strokes when the fucking thing won't turn over in a parking lot or grinds gears trying to do 30 on a slight incline
Antivehicular, August 13, 2021, 07:11:22 pm
The New Misadventures of Oldsmobile Christine

that's probably something submit post
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moon
A Meat, August 14, 2021, 07:33:04 am
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Imagine this scene. There are two women walking across a bridge. There is a sign on the bridge saying "james river" because they are walking across the James River. One woman says to the other "I'm starting to fall for this guy named James. I'm really into him and I hope he falls for me as well". She suddenly falls into the James River never to be seen again. I have no idea why my mind came up with this but if I had the skills and time I would animate it.
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Thinking the play might be to get permabanned from Twitter. Note to self: consult Chai for best methods in AM

Edit: Not saying she has, but she's the person who would come up with the coolest ways to get permabanned from Twitter
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Q: Do the dolls come pre-possessed?
A: No, my porcelain dolls are not haunted. Please think of them as an investment. They will only appreciate in value as more of your family members die!
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The Hebrew name for guinea pig translates to "whistler" and I think that's the best possible name for them
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Unusually emotionally distraught at having learned that T-shirt cannons are, like, 700 dollars for a cheap one. I had assumed my whole life you could pick one up for 25 bucks at a really good party store or something. I don't think I've ever been in the market for one and I don't think I ever will be, but for some reason this knowledge hurts.
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Unusually emotionally distraught at having learned that T-shirt cannons are, like, 700 dollars for a cheap one. I had assumed my whole life you could pick one up for 25 bucks at a really good party store or something. I don't think I've ever been in the market for one and I don't think I ever will be, but for some reason this knowledge hurts.
jim and the mammograms, August 19, 2021, 10:16:48 am
sure, but retrofitting a potato gun can't cost more than, what, $40 and two fingers?
jim and the mammograms

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Unusually emotionally distraught at having learned that T-shirt cannons are, like, 700 dollars for a cheap one. I had assumed my whole life you could pick one up for 25 bucks at a really good party store or something. I don't think I've ever been in the market for one and I don't think I ever will be, but for some reason this knowledge hurts.
jim and the mammograms, August 19, 2021, 10:16:48 am
if tshirt canons cost 25 dollars everyone would own a tshirt canon. and then where would the business be? there'd be no one to sell a tshirt canon to. let's not even speak of the impact on the tshirt economy

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Thought I knew the breadth and depth of idiocy, and then I saw the number of people who truly believe that the Tesla Bot will be a real thing.

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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a T-shirt cannon is a good guy with a T-shirt cannon.
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