Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Shell Game]

Fucked up that a palindrome is a palindrome.

[A Meat]

charles poster kane

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

me: *climbing up to Matterhorn (4,478 m)*
me: *getting on top and seeing the sign that says "Welcome to Parrotspitze (4,432 m)"*
me (realizing I was 17.59 km off): I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end... it didn't even Matterhorn.
the 35 penguins and 10 polar bears inside the open-roof gamestop i'm in: *uproarious applause at my self-deprecating joke that somewhat lifts my spirits*

[Dr. Buttplug]

Persona non glottis

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

the best star wars star wars character designs are the little guys who are just covered in baubles and gizmos

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

the best star wars star wars character designs are the little guys who are just covered in baubles and gizmos

those are called jawas

[GirlKisser420]

“Type of guy” is the most insidious, unstoppable taxonomy. In my mind, My brother no longer bought a sous vide machine, he became a sous vide guy

[auaurorau]

aren't sous vide machines just sticks that get hot

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Fragile by Yes is bassed. It's proggers.

[GirlKisser420]

aren't sous vide machines just sticks that get hot

its like a vaccuum bag thing too

wonder if there's any vore guys that want to get sous vided. getting vacuum sealed in plastic's a weird sex thing, seems like a natural combo if you're ok with being immersed in warm water so you get real tender over like 2 hours

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Excited for when they announce the Time Tech Death Riff of the Year

[A Meat]

I want a tablet with an Ethernet port, also a VGA port but I will accept HDMI instead

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

My new form of perf art slash activism is gonna be spray painting red squiggly lines under misspelled graffiti, hope I can be more insufferable than Banky well see

[auaurorau]

i think we should normalize throwing stuff at politicians. maybe a rotten tomato or two. perhaps they would stop to think about their decisions if repercussions were immediate and personal

i might've had this thought before, now that i think about it

[Antivehicular]

My new form of perf art slash activism is gonna be spray painting red squiggly lines under misspelled graffiti, hope I can be more insufferable than Banky well see

I definitely once took a red pen, circled misspelled words in the graffiti in a high-school bathroom stall, and wrote "C+ See Me After Class" at the top. I was the coolest kid in human history.