Thanks everyone. I've spent most of this week in a stupor. Here's what I've learned:
Rick and Morty is pretty good despite Justin Roiland's horrible decision to belch frequently when voicing Rick.
GTAV is gunfights are awful.
If I wrap my cat in a blanket, he'll relax and stop trying to lick my goddamn head.
I'm pretty sure I hate The Heart, She Holler, but I certainly watched all of it.
Grilled cheese sandwich.