Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[A Meat]

clint eastwood is way too close to being a porn name, all it takes is some bad kerning and mild dyslexia and suddenly he's cunt eatswood

quim eats-wood

clit teased wood

[cat_examiner]

new hobby - leaving positive feedback on ebay, but with unrelated text (today was about an angry turtle)

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

I hate when I have a terrible thought and then there isn't a single deviantart search result for it.

[A Meat]

all the people on clips4sale should unionize

[Shell Game]

more like first council of NICE! see ya~!

[Dr. Buttplug]

Tyson boneless degrasse fed niels

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

it's been 10+ years that i've looked at pictures of cats + dogs on the internet and by this time I'm convinced ronald reagan or whoever the fuck manufactured the popular cultural notion of cats and dogs hating each other in the 40s in order to have an argument from tradition monster cockogy on why it's okay to hate women, or something of the sort

[A Meat]

what yugioh deck would jesus have played?

e. I'm an idiot of course it'd be Lightsworn

[A Meat]

Much Ado about:blank

[A Meat]

sandboxes are the minecraft of playgrounds

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

Easter is when the rabbit make an egg and then then beard guy with the vines on his head comes out of it and he start dancin' and he says "hey guys, be nice to each other!" and everyone all "what's that? Punch each other? Well okay you told me to..." and beard guy's all "no I said BE NICE" and everyone all "sorry can't hear you over the punchin'" and then they duct tape him to the incorrect playground equipment and he hides in a box that they covered with the big egg and then the egg rolls down a hill and he's like "dad come pick me up plz" and then rockets into the galaxy

[A Meat]

guy who gets turned on by the act of watching pornography, but doesn't care for the content, he's just turned on by the fact that he's watching porn

[Dr. Buttplug]

I hate when I have a terrible thought and then there isn't a single deviantart search result for it.

~If you build it, they will cum.~

[ikaribattousai]

No amount of working out will give you the forearms of someone who scoops ice cream for a living.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

guy who gets turned on by the act of watching pornography, but doesn't care for the content, he's just turned on by the fact that he's watching porn

salivating like pavlov's dong