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Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: Lemon on November 01, 2015, 03:48:45 pm: (http://lifeasahuman.com/files/2010/11/the-red-green-show-main-300x300.jpg)
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: STOG on November 01, 2015, 03:54:55 pm: (http://lifeasahuman.com/files/2010/11/the-red-green-show-main-300x300.jpg)
Lemon, November 01, 2015, 03:48:45 pm

"Gonna make me an elephant. Gonna wrap this entire duct tape roll 'round my junk."
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: BomberJacket on November 01, 2015, 10:18:53 pm: "Excuse me a moment, Chancellor Merkel. Michelle! Where's the fuckin' trash remote?"
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: Sherman Tank on November 02, 2015, 12:56:21 am: Hydraulic Dildo production is key part of new Five-Year Plan, Comrade Stalin.
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: Adam Bozarth on November 02, 2015, 05:22:51 pm: [GPS Voice] You want to go about 5 miles until you see a sign that says "Rib Tips."
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: montrith on November 02, 2015, 06:58:27 pm: The solution to world's energy problems is an underground wind-turbine powered by water and solar energy, it's all so simple now that I think about it!
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: Cheapskate on November 02, 2015, 07:45:05 pm: Pictured: Add-A-Floor in action. (http://imgur.com/oW38bX6)
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: Runic on November 02, 2015, 09:35:05 pm: Nutshell, was that a fucking Shaver Mystery joke? Because if so I owe you a high five or something.
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: Knitting Machine on November 03, 2015, 01:06:38 pm: (http://i.imgur.com/KUYthA1.jpg)

I still don't know what I'm looking at.
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: Lemon on November 03, 2015, 03:24:38 pm: I still don't know what I'm looking at.
KnitOneKillTwo, November 03, 2015, 01:06:38 pm

INNOVATION!
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on November 03, 2015, 03:28:09 pm: 20 years from now, Lemon's daughter will be laying on a therapist's couch, explaining how she would be woken up in the middle of the night by her dad screaming about cocks, trash cans, and hydraulic dildos.
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: Neal on November 03, 2015, 06:57:06 pm: (http://i.imgur.com/KUYthA1.jpg)
KnitOneKillTwo, November 03, 2015, 01:06:38 pm

That doesn't look like it's compatible with my smart mug.
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: goombapolice on November 03, 2015, 07:18:40 pm: how does that even work?
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: Sherman Tank on November 03, 2015, 09:47:46 pm: Also there really should be more Krysten Ritter because I think she's hot in a weird sort of way.
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: NutshellGulag on November 03, 2015, 10:58:08 pm: Nutshell, was that a fucking Shaver Mystery joke? Because if so I owe you a high five or something.
Runic, November 02, 2015, 09:35:05 pm

Yes, yes it was. I'll take the high five in amusing cat GIF form, please.
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: Runic on November 03, 2015, 11:11:55 pm: Nutshell, was that a fucking Shaver Mystery joke? Because if so I owe you a high five or something.
Runic, November 02, 2015, 09:35:05 pm

Yes, yes it was. I'll take the high five in amusing cat GIF form, please.
NutshellGulag, November 03, 2015, 10:58:08 pm
If someone know how to make this a visible gif I'd be very grateful. (http://static.themetapicture.com/media/cute-gif-cat-hi-five-paws.gif)
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: adrenochrome dome on November 04, 2015, 04:21:34 pm: I am extremely disappointed by the lack of terrible Hank Hill impressions during the flavored charcoal piece.

For shame.
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 04, 2015, 04:24:23 pm: I am extremely disappointed by the lack of terrible Hank Hill impressions during the flavored charcoal piece.

For shame.
Tao Te Chump, November 04, 2015, 04:21:34 pm
I mean if it was flavored propane...
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: adrenochrome dome on November 05, 2015, 02:00:07 am: I am extremely disappointed by the lack of terrible Hank Hill impressions during the flavored charcoal piece.

For shame.
Tao Te Chump, November 04, 2015, 04:21:34 pm
I mean if it was flavored propane...
AgentCoop, November 04, 2015, 04:24:23 pm

And flavored propane accessories. I was hoping for the exasperated "bwaaah."
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: stray dog freedom on November 11, 2015, 06:06:37 pm: This episode was amazing. I was laughing so hard that i had tears in my eyes during the personalized coffins bit.
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: Sherman Tank on December 17, 2015, 07:39:16 pm: This episode was amazing. I was laughing so hard that i had tears in my eyes during the personalized coffins bit.
stray dog freedom, November 11, 2015, 06:06:37 pm

Those already exist in Ghana (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasy_coffin). They go all out making these amazing coffins and you can get buried in anything from a fish to a wingtip shoe to a Bic pen to a jet airliner to a pack of cigarettes.
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 06, 2018, 02:03:29 pm: (https://i.imgur.com/1d4SkzB.jpg)
Title: 192: Patent Pretending
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 11, 2018, 01:29:41 pm: No, but for real, this is one of my SO's favorite episodes, alongside the ice-chewing one. She wants Boots' intro to be engraved on her tombstone, I don't know if her grave would be very speedfull but at least it will be unnoise - provided society hasn't completely switched to creative coffins by the time she shuffles off this mortal coil.

BTW, here's a bonus joke to sell you on the GPSmartass, I feel like it did not get enough traction, none of you guys seemed to be sold on robot generated humor at any rate. Maybe we can still bring it back for the next Tesla model.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Recalculating route.