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Snakes In The Ball Pit => Yay, I get to talk about me! => Topic started by: Isfahan on February 04, 2013, 02:15:06 pm
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I got a snapshot before Lemon pulled the ranking system.
Someone get me a coffee. Two sugars, no milk.
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If I wanted to shoot a pony, what sort of gun should I use?
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Just to clarify, I don't mean a cartoon pony. I mean like a welsh or shetland pony. For self defense, of course.
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Next rank kicks in at 500 posts. Get cracking, Isfahan.
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If I wanted to shoot a pony, what sort of gun should I use?Boots Raingear, February 04, 2013, 02:34:15 pm
Cartoon pony or not, the gun you're gonna want is an AK, definitely. In fact, I'll probably be recommending an AK whenever someone asks me what gun would be good for x, where x equals an activity of any kind.
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Is that gun entirely plastic? Can I get it through a metal detector? Can I get plastic ammo for it? There's a metal detector at the high school dance I'm going to on Friday and I'm worried there may be ponies there.
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You know, I've been suspecting something fishy is going on for a while now. How the hell does everyone else only have two or three likes, but Isfahan is consistently at eight or nine? I'm calling shenanigans and demanding a recount. Bring democracy back to Fplus or I'm starting the Ballp.it separation movement.
Or maybe everyone is just scared shitless by the guy who didn't even take day before he derailed a thread by talking about guns.
EDIT: Okay, fine. Victor has 12 but he's been shamelessly whoring for votes the second the forum came online.
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Wait, there is a ranking system?
Based on post count?
POST ALL THE THINGS
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Okay, fine. Victor has 12 but he's been shamelessly whoring for votes the second the forum came online.
Hey, I object to you calling it whoring. That implies that I am offering something in return.
Now get those thumbs out and get them up as far as you can already.
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Is that gun entirely plastic? Can I get it through a metal detector? Can I get plastic ammo for it? There's a metal detector at the high school dance I'm going to on Friday and I'm worried there may be ponies there.
Boots Raingear, February 04, 2013, 02:43:46 pm
No, it's a finish called Duracoat and it's like moly-resin in that its color can—oh.
Wait, there is a ranking system?
Based on post count?
Triggerhappy938, February 04, 2013, 02:53:57 pm
NOT ANYMORE THERE ISN'T HAHA SUCKERS I WIN
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You sir are implying that anything can beat a Nagant
(http://i.imgur.com/Xb8b4ff.jpg)
Who needs metal detectors when your can pole vault with your rifle
Also this because slavnology
http://i.imgur.com/DQ1YMv9.png (http://i.imgur.com/DQ1YMv9.png)
Giant image warning
Edit - Score of 0, beat that suckas
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How the hell does everyone else only have two or three likes, but Isfahan is consistently at eight or nine?montrith, February 04, 2013, 02:51:51 pm
Because I am awesome and lovable and everyone likes me and wants me to be happy just like I want them to be happy.
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Plus, all the ladies know that he's like crazy hot.
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I plead the fifth on that. It's the gracious thing to do.
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Whenever Isfahan talks about his guns, I imagine him flexing his arms. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
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Whenever Isfahan talks about his guns, I imagine him flexing his arms. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
Notm, February 04, 2013, 06:07:20 pm
He is so strong because he is always exercising... his Constitutional rights!
NOBAMA RONPAUL2012 GOOGLE WTC7
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Whenever Isfahan talks about his guns, I imagine him flexing his arms. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤNotm, February 04, 2013, 06:07:20 pm
I need my arms to bear my arms!
See, I've got two AKs, one for each arm: one in 7.62×39mm, one in 5.45×39mm. They also make AKs in 5.56×45mm, but the AK extractor was designed for tapered-case ammunition, and 5.56 is straight-cased. 5.56 AKs often have failure-to-feed and failure-to-eject issues, so I decided to steer clear.
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Ha! I thought the ranking was the ribbons until I realized that was your avatar. I’ll never rate a Good Conduct Medal after all.
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I'll tell you the same thing I told the Major of my unit right before they kicked me out of the army:
Can I get a referral for future employers?
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Ha! I thought the ranking was the ribbons until I realized that was your avatar. I’ll never rate a Good Conduct Medal after all.
Oedipal Arrangements, March 24, 2019, 01:25:00 pm
is it 2013 in here or is it just you
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Ha! I thought the ranking was the ribbons until I realized that was your avatar. I’ll never rate a Good Conduct Medal after all.
Oedipal Arrangements, March 24, 2019, 01:25:00 pm
is it 2013 in here or is it just you
jack chick, March 24, 2019, 08:02:45 pm
Just making up for lost time.