Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[A Meat]

I'm gonna start describing every video game as "the infinite jest of video games" until everyone gets pissed off at me

Hamlet is the infinite jest of plays

[Salubrious Rex]

What if we pronounced 'naked' the other way?

[A Meat]

A dictionary where the words are listed in alphabetical order, but starting from their last letter.

It would probably be trivial to have a program do this, just run the alphabetical order algorithm but make it work right to left

[Lemon]

The last three days, I've been outside in my yard, pulling weeds.

There are hundreds of weeds, all covered in spikes. The spikes are pronounced enough that they poke through the rubber gardening gloves. It's been in the high 80s as well, and I've been doing this in direct sunlight.

So covered in sweat, I pull out these stupid weeds, each of which hurts me, and I know that there will always, always be more weeds to pull.

Each day, I have to stop when I find myself depressed at the metaphor.

[Cheapskate]

The last three days, I've been outside in my yard, pulling weeds.

There are hundreds of weeds, all covered in spikes. The spikes are pronounced enough that they poke through the rubber gardening gloves. It's been in the high 80s as well, and I've been doing this in direct sunlight.

So covered in sweat, I pull out these stupid weeds, each of which hurts me, and I know that there will always, always be more weeds to pull.

Each day, I have to stop when I find myself depressed at the metaphor.

It’s a real catch-22.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

The last three days, I've been outside in my yard, pulling weeds.

There are hundreds of weeds, all covered in spikes. The spikes are pronounced enough that they poke through the rubber gardening gloves. It's been in the high 80s as well, and I've been doing this in direct sunlight.

So covered in sweat, I pull out these stupid weeds, each of which hurts me, and I know that there will always, always be more weeds to pull.

Each day, I have to stop when I find myself depressed at the metaphor.

Wrap hands in athletic tape, put on boxing gloves, punch weeds out of the ground - PROBLEM SOLVED

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

flamethrowers are legal in most us states but probably frowned upon by most HOAs

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

My love of "sports betting" was reinforced by repeated youth viewings of Phantom Menace

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

"Shakespeare in The Park" one thousand dollers a ticket, all sold out, same shit for the past 200 years. "Dick Sucking In the Park" every night for free, new, exciting, sometimes they get caught, yet I'm the only one watching. This is the power of monopoly destroying good entertainment, read "That's Capital!" by a great man who knew how to tell it straight.

[Ambious]

Jesus was an incel

[chai tea latte]

Jesus was an incel

i cant tell if this is heretical AND wrong or just heretical and stupid

[Turbo Sexaphonic Vampire Bunnybread Jr.]

Jesus got mad bitches

[A Meat]

imagine if instead of crucifying jesus they had cut his head off, dullahan jesus

maybe then christianity would have kept the chi-rho digram as its symbol

[Ragnarok Boobies]

Homie: Yo dawg hook me up with some of that Special K!

Me *filling up their bowl with cereal and ketamine*: Uhhhh...

[Ambious]

Hey it's titled "pointless thought of the day" not "correct thought of the day"