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Topic: I have no mouth and I must scream...  (Read 21385 times)

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I have no mouth and I must scream... #15
Yeah, black licorice is what I mean.

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I have no mouth and I must scream... #16
Black licorice is just okay. I like actual licorice root, which incidentally has a different flavor than anise (although they're very similar, as is fennel).

But yeah it seems like way more people hate licorice than like it, and honestly for me it was a bit of an acquired taste.  I was mostly ambivalent to it before I found out just how awesome licorice tea is for sore throats.

Real licorice also does crazy shit to your potassium levels. If you eat too much of it you can die due to losing so much potassium that your heart stops.  At the same time, that makes it useful if you're taking spironolactone (a potassium-sparing diuretic that also happens to be an effective testosterone blocker) for its secondary effects and don't want to die from having so much potassium that your heart goes berserk.

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I have no mouth and I must scream... #17
Somehow I never saw this one. I totally fucking love black licorice, the blacker the better. The Dutch understand how to make good salted black licorice.

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I have no mouth and I must scream... #18
Somehow I never saw this one. I totally fucking love black licorice, the blacker the better. The Dutch understand how to make good salted black licorice.
kal-elk, May 16, 2013, 01:29:10 am

Blasphemy. Only real black licorice comes from Scandinavia and FINLAND! If it's not strong enough to give you blisters on your tongue, then it's not real black licorice.

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I have no mouth and I must scream... #19
Somehow I never saw this one. I totally fucking love black licorice, the blacker the better. The Dutch understand how to make good salted black licorice.
kal-elk, May 16, 2013, 01:29:10 am

Blasphemy. Only real black licorice comes from Scandinavia and FINLAND! If it's not strong enough to give you blisters on your tongue, then it's not real black licorice.
montrith, May 16, 2013, 02:44:38 am
I've never actually had Finnish licorice! I'll make an effort to procure some.

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I have no mouth and I must scream... #20
Are you crazy people talking about licorice, or salmiak? I've had salmiak once. I'd probably have it again, but only because I have a masochistic streak but can't stand physical pain.

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I have no mouth and I must scream... #21
I friggin' love black licorice but not with a fuckton of salt dumped on it.  There's no call for that.  Cover it in sprinkles and candy coating and weird multicolored candy instead and throw it all in a bag and God how long has it been since I've had liquorice allsorts I am craving so hard now fuck you all

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I have no mouth and I must scream... #22
Salty liquorice needs to be salty. Salmiakki needs to be hot and give you ulcers if you eat too much. Anything else is just lying regular candy.

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I have no mouth and I must scream... #23
Some people use salmiakki for evil.