I drew a fatty KOI. Bring it to life!

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

So as I mentioned in the otherkin thread, I will tell a hilarious, awful, and 100% true story about dead astral dragon babies and internet stalkers: http://ballp.it/index.php?topic=260.135



However, I will only do it if I win this silly stuffed animal contest, because I am vain and want a squishy cobra of my own. And hey, it's a snake, so theme appropriate!

I will say DO NOT DO ANYTHING SHADY like register junk accounts or something. They'd probably think I was doing it if you did that. Keep it fair, but at the same time get everyone in on this.

VOTING'S HERE: https://www.squishable.com/p/opensquish_snake_12968/

[Ansemaru]

Voted and promoted (on my tumblr)! I don't have a lot of followers, but I know at least some of them are fans of squishy round plush toys, snakes, and/or the F+.

[Yossarian]

DOT EYES

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

DOT EYES

"DOT EYES" is a note I have put on every single one of my submissions. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES

[Isfahan]

I went through an exhaustive registration, verification, and deliberation process to finally arrive at the voting part. This process took nearly forty seconds.

This had better be worth it, fat snake.

[TheCrawlingChaos]

Voted.  This one's for you, dragon babies.

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

GOOD WORK GUYS BUT THE CURRENT AVERAGE SCORE ON THE DESIGN IS 3.88

THIS WILL NOT DO. 3.88 CAN'T WIN THIS. HIGHER! HIGHER!!!

To further entice you, I will say that the story also includes secret forum posts, magic, and UrbanDictionary.

[icarus]

voted though wow that was annoying
squishsite doesn't let you vote on phones
and i tried to link my facespace to it thinking like well this should be easy for a lazy person like me and then maybe family will click but that didn't work either (it's start a popup and shut itself down) so i finally registered for reals and blarf verification

it doesn't recognize being logged in between tabs for some dumb reason on my computer

i kept clicking verify and it was like HI I'LL SPAWN A NEW TAB AND I SEE YOU'RE NOT LOGGED IN SO YOU CANT VERIFY and i'd log in again, verify again, lather rinse repeat

ANYWAY I VOTED

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

At first I thought you meant "hey can anyone sew this" and I got excited because I have a bunch of fat quarters and scraps that I haven't been able to use.

...can I still make one?

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

At first I thought you meant "hey can anyone sew this" and I got excited because I have a bunch of fat quarters and scraps that I haven't been able to use.

...can I still make one?

I WILL ALLOW IT AND YOU CAN ALSO CHANGE IT HOWEVER YOU WANT (COLORS PATTERNS ETC.) also if you do I'd like one too someday, haha

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

Saturday night chez Cuddlesquid: Fuck Skyrim, sew cobras

[montrith]

Voted, though I'll hold you responsible if FB starts sending me ads for snake vore.

[Alpha Starsquatch]

Voted! If it gets made I'm seriously considering buying one for my sister.

Incidentally Portaxx, there's a sex toy shop in North Portland named Fat Cobra. The more you know~

[Acierocolotl]

The missus says, "From the view of it, I can probably knit her one.  Yeah, it's cute as hell, I'd love to try knitting it."

So you got two votes.

[Baldr]

I occasionally ask Portaxx to make illustrations for my PowerPoint lecture slides.  My favorite one was for apoptosis, pre-programmed cell death.  She drew a little samurai cell committing seppuku.



I always get a nice mixture of smiles and what-the-fuck looks when I show it in my classes.