I drew a fatty KOI. Bring it to life!

[count_actuala]

Also I might make a dice bag based on the Lemon mascot just because I can

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS CROSSED OUT?

We demand the Lemonbag!

BEHOLD, FATTYCOBRA VS. A DONUT: THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE:



 http://jazaaboo.deviantart.com/art/Squishy-Cobra-vs-A-Donut-364270388

I would give Fatty Cobra at least eighteen donuts.

[Delcat]

Oh my God, you didn't say we'd be voting on a Squishable!  I fuckin' love those things, I only have one medium-sized one because they run a tad expensive, but they're fantastic.  I would definitely buy a Fatty Cobra and use him as a throw pillow.  VOTE FATTY COBRA.  WORLD NEEDS FATTY COBRA.



Design of my Mini Squishable Worrible.  Poor little dude is top-heavy or something because he always ends up standing on his head, but he's extremely soothing to squeeze the ever-loving fuck out of.  Plus I got him on the cheap because he was ripped.  I have a soft spot for factory errors and also paying less money for things.

ETA: speaking of messed-up plush when did there get to be more than three animals in that game Jegus it's been like forever I thought that site was dead

[Isfahan]

BEHOLD, FATTYCOBRA VS. A DONUT: THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE:

Just thinking about them to dangle them in front of a fat snake makes me want them.

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

So the voting's over but no winner's been announced yet. We'll see what happens and I might be too paranoid to ever give out my address for a custom fattycobra but no worries, now I have two MORE weeks to be even more of an attentionwhore!

BEHOLD! SQUISHY VULTURE AND SQUISHY FRILLED LIZARD!




If you all feel like stroking my ego once again, the voting for fattyvulture is here: https://www.squishable.com/p/opensquish_vulture_14147/, and the voting for fattylizard is here: https://www.squishable.com/p/opensquish_lizard_14144/

And yes, there are more that have not been posted yet. I have a problem.

[Isfahan]

Voted. You know you got my votes.

[Delcat]

It's weird how you keep ending up right next to alternate designs for the critter you're going for.  The bearded vulture design is FUCKING TERRIFYING, though.

I think you've got a really good chance this round since you're not up against a tardigrade this time.  Tardigrades are pretty irresistible.  The only odd one out in this round is the Bunyip, and it is an insult to nightmares wherever dollar DVDs are sold.

ETA: Voted on all of them to see the scores, and at 3.62, Fatty Vulture is only behind the Hermit Crab (3.80).  Fatty Frilled Lizard isn't quite as hot at 3.12, but is far outranking the other frilled lizard with its score of 2.00.  Also, voting on all of them opened up a "secret menu" with exclusive merchandise (which I probably won't be buying) and free recipes for cider and cookies (which are pretty cool).  So a worthy venture, all told.  I'll try to keep an eye on scores.

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

Okay so fattycobra didn't win :( GUYS WE NEED TO MAKE A PUSH FOR FATTYVULTURE NOW. And fattylizard, but the lizard's at an extreme disadvantage since another frilled lizard already won a previous contest. C'MON GUYS INSANE STORIES ARE STILL WITHIN REACH. LET'S DO THIS THING

[transatlanticalien]

Voted and reblogged! I love these adorable fatties

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

Just got an e-mail saying another design will be up tomorrow. It'll be one with a BITEY-MOUTH...

RARARARARARARAR

[Isfahan]

You're welcome, fatty vulture! You should cut down on the carrion, though, for realz.

HMM WHAT NUMBER SHOULD I VOTE THIS NEW DESIGN, SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

YOU WANTED A BITEY-MOUTH, YES?

https://www.squishable.com/p/opensquish_piranha_14142/

There's some stiff competition this time, but hopefully I can get some extra support. Leaving gushing comments seems to help pull in attention. Not required, but still helpful too!

[Isfahan]

Voted a number. Guess which one.

That piranha looks like it's helped skeletonize quite a few cows in its day.

[Runic]

I will vote for absolutely anything you put up.  Commented as well.

[KingKalamari]

YOU WANTED A BITEY-MOUTH, YES?

https://www.squishable.com/p/opensquish_piranha_14142/

There's some stiff competition this time, but hopefully I can get some extra support. Leaving gushing comments seems to help pull in attention. Not required, but still helpful too!

Fatty Piranha is my favorite so far. 5'ing the shit out of that.

You design a fatty giant marine isopod and I will vote on it so hard the internet will break.

[Cyberventurer]

You're welcome, fatty vulture! You should cut down on the carrion, though, for realz.

I think it's the carriout that's doing it.