Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[auaurorau]

one of these years i'll try a pumpkin and see what the fuss is all about

[sambair]

instead of thinking about politics, imagine a witch smoking from a bong

As someone who owns multiple hardbound volumes of Megg, Mogg & Owl, I concur.

[Vinny Possum]

Cyberpunk version of Zoroastrianism with Dr Bronner as the prophet of Ahuramazda and Gene Ray (timecube guy) as the messenger of Ahriman

[The Killer Dynamo]

remembering the time back in high school when i accidentally uploaded a shit ton of hentai to my google drive folder(i dont remember if it was google drive or something else similar that the school used) that was visible to my teachers because i was logged onto the wrong account, and the fact that i will never feel any fear comparable to that ever again as i rushed to delete it

i don't miss high school very much

This is, no shit, my job. Catching porn in student Google Drives, I mean, not uploading it.

[sambair]

When I went to Community College, my IT Security teacher would occasionally talk about how the school legally couldn't look at what we did online, as long as we weren't doing something like actually watching porn in the library because that could be a sexual harassment issue. Somehow people would still get busted occasionally for just having child porn out in the open. Like, a teacher got popped for it, and all he would have had to do is literally not have it open on his desktop at work.*

*this is all according to an elderly community college professor and could be 100% bullshit

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Weighted blankets are the fucking bomb, one of the best things I've ever bought - it's 25 pounds of "bitch calm the fuck down"

[A Meat]

must suck being a plant behavior researcher because people just think your research is fake

[Shell Game]

Borat Bratz dolls, Boratz

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

I started watching Masterchef Australia because I've given up on life, and apparently there's fucking 84 episodes in just this one season? This is way more terrifying than any poisonous snake or syphilitic koala.

[A Meat]

I started watching Masterchef Australia because I've given up on life, and apparently there's fucking 84 episodes in just this one season? This is way more terrifying than any poisonous snake or syphilitic koala.

consider watching My Kitchen Rules Australia, some of the seasons are also surprisingly long and I'd say it's one of the most astoundingly racist shows I've seen

[GirlKisser420]

I started watching Masterchef Australia because I've given up on life, and apparently there's fucking 84 episodes in just this one season? This is way more terrifying than any poisonous snake or syphilitic koala.

consider watching My Kitchen Rules Australia, some of the seasons are also surprisingly long and I'd say it's one of the most astoundingly racist shows I've seen

We're a fucked bunch

[Antivehicular]

I started watching Masterchef Australia because I've given up on life, and apparently there's fucking 84 episodes in just this one season? This is way more terrifying than any poisonous snake or syphilitic koala.

Thinking hard about the pacing of an 84-episode reality show, getting nowhere, smoke starting to pour from my ears

[Wrought]

I started watching Masterchef Australia because I've given up on life, and apparently there's fucking 84 episodes in just this one season? This is way more terrifying than any poisonous snake or syphilitic koala.

consider watching My Kitchen Rules Australia, some of the seasons are also surprisingly long and I'd say it's one of the most astoundingly racist shows I've seen

come dine with me south africa is also very good and racist

[GirlKisser420]

adding Dude/Mate to my twitter bio so everyone knows my Bronouns

[ikaribattousai]

Seems silly to call them the secret service when everyone knows about them.