Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

I wish I had enough technical know-how in training neural nets so I could load up the 12 hours of HP Lovecraft's audiobooks read by the Darkest Dungeon narrator and then make him read shitty creepypasta about how there was a little black zone where Naomi's pussy should have been.

[Dr. Buttplug]

Sous vide is for white folks that are too fancy to pop shit in the microwave.

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Driving the Fox Sports robot like a mech

[Wrought]

It's fat fuck friday somewhere in the world...

[chai tea latte]

I.
Something
be
doing?

I'm under
attack

II.
Work,
work.

Ready
to work.

III.
No time
for
play.

--Rupi Kaur

[Shell Game]

Conundrum: cat asleep on leg but cannot reach charger

It's a shame this is my new permanent placement forever.

[Great Joe]

Remembering that one steam friend who knew no other way to check the time than to send a message and check the timestamp on it.

[Cheapskate]

Sous vide is for white folks that are too fancy to pop shit in the microwave.

Sous vide has a pasteurizing effect that microwaving does not: you can sous vide raw cookie dough to make it safe to eat.

[auaurorau]

incapable of distinguishing between bullshit and philosophy. i just don't have-on-hand the apparent difference with "saying-shit" (Spruchphilosophie) and "becoming-philosophy" (Werdenscheiße)

[Hux]

trying to decide if my legs are disproportionately long in comparison to my torso.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

scent of pine needles
transfixed on the tree ahead
Warcraft orc sound

macaroni in pot
sliding dick like credit card
it's wet ass pussy

top text in outline
countenance of yellow dog
bottom text goes here

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Hankook streetwear drop

[Salubrious Rex]

Garfield was right.

[A Meat]

if money is the root of all evil and money makes the world go round, then all evil would make the world go (round)^2

[A Meat]

super smash bros. before super smash hoes