Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 21, 2020, 10:13:20 pm
Keratin is a weird thing to think your dick grows. If you get circ’ed your dick gets a fingernail, that’s science
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Antivehicular on December 21, 2020, 10:20:00 pm
Keratin is a weird thing to think your dick grows. If you get circ’ed your dick gets a fingernail, that’s science GirlKisser420, December 21, 2020, 10:13:20 pm
The layman assumes the phrase "getting horny" refers exclusively to sexual arousal, but professionals understand its connection to the Post-Circumcision Dick Horn
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: KingKalamari on December 22, 2020, 12:00:33 am
(http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=03112005)
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Immoral Filth on December 22, 2020, 12:17:38 am
This was kind of a short episode. You could have stretched it out some more.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Antivehicular on December 22, 2020, 04:47:50 am
This was kind of a short episode. You could have stretched it out some more. Immoral Filth, December 22, 2020, 12:17:38 am
To be fair, they were only at a Real Ridiculist Index (RRI) of 4. They're going to need at least 6 more ridiculists to get the podcast to docking length.
Also: Raw Milk for Cockrub Warrior of the Year
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Ambious on December 22, 2020, 08:32:24 am
A surprising lack of anti-semitism in this one.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Boots Raingear on December 22, 2020, 08:51:46 am
(https://i.imgur.com/2ZU2646.png) 1 Samuel 18:24-25 Saul's servants reported back, and Saul told his servants, 'Tell David, "The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, so as to have vengeance on his enemies."'
(https://i.imgur.com/OEHkuQx.png) 1 Samuel 18:27 So David and his men went and killed two hundred Philistine men.
(https://i.imgur.com/JKz0JBg.png) 1 Samuel 18:27 He brought their foreskins and presented them before the king in full number.
(https://i.imgur.com/g0vg8mh.png) 1 Samuel 18:29 Saul realized that Yahweh was with David, and he was more afraid of David than ever.
From The Brick Testament (http://www.thebricktestament.com/david_vs_saul/david_mutilates_200_gets_married/1s18_24-25.html)
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: The Killer Dynamo on December 23, 2020, 08:36:34 pm
I have a family member who works in a urology clinic, and it is not uncommon for these fellas to come in seeking treatment after mangling their dicks with whatever MacGuyver contraption they've chosen.
I told them about this episode topic and they texted me back "gGGGGGGGGGGG"
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Shell Game on January 08, 2021, 12:13:15 pm
When you got to reddit it was like flashing back to my first shared house and the intactivist libertarianism that was thrust upon me there.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Shell Game on January 14, 2021, 02:51:55 pm
I've been made aware that I have the misfortune of remembering Foreskin Man where others don't. Consider this a PSA. A super fucking offensive PSA. I'm linking articles and videos and not the actual comic.
Foreskin Man was a superhero designed by a guy who tried to pass a bill in California banning non-medically necessary circumcision back in 2011. It's notable for being extremely anti-semitic, extremely racist, extremely islamophobic and extremely sexist. The comic ran 5 issues.
Here's an old mother jones article i found. (https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2011/08/sf-circumcision-ban-matthew-hess-foreskin-man-comic/) Here's a Wikipedia page with much less information, but that may be for the better. (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin_Man)
Here's the THEME SONG as performed by "Vulva Girl." (https://youtu.be/bww5S5e3D_4) Explore at your own risk.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: PersonFromPorlock on January 17, 2021, 01:11:27 am
It's funny about the antisemitism. I've got a restored foreskin, and once upon a time, I had a website about how I did it. It was on PoE once -- you've likely seen it. Anyway, I never got any sort of hate about it with the exception of this one Orthodox Jewish group in Israel who despised me. It was an old fashioned sort of website with very little user interaction, so they couldn't really cause any problem on it, but they'd follow me around on forums and harass me constantly.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Shell Game on January 17, 2021, 11:22:55 am
Anyway, I never got any sort of hate about it with the exception of this one Orthodox Jewish group in Israel who despised me. PersonFromPorlock, January 17, 2021, 01:11:27 am
Are you, in response to my post about the horrendously offensive comic in which a giant blond intactivist fights and defeats villainous mohels depicted in some very grotesque stereotypes, highlighting some sort of irony that, in your experience, Jewish people are aggressors?
Because I have a few concerns with this impulse to compare...
Or perhaps this is in response to the wondering about there not being antisemitism in the episode. To which i still wonder... is your point "well actually, the jews..." ? Cuz it REALLY feels like that's your point.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Antivehicular on January 17, 2021, 01:35:58 pm
I've got a restored foreskin, and once upon a time, I had a website about how I did it. PersonFromPorlock, January 17, 2021, 01:11:27 am
(https://i.imgur.com/OK9uI1H.png)
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Tipsy Almond on January 17, 2021, 05:31:11 pm
It's funny about the antisemitism. I've got a restored foreskin, and once upon a time, I had a website about how I did it. It was on PoE once -- you've likely seen it. Anyway, I never got any sort of hate about it with the exception of this one Orthodox Jewish group in Israel who despised me. It was an old fashioned sort of website with very little user interaction, so they couldn't really cause any problem on it, but they'd follow me around on forums and harass me constantly. PersonFromPorlock, January 17, 2021, 01:11:27 am
TMI, bro.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: PersonFromPorlock on January 18, 2021, 05:39:23 am
Are you, in response to my post about the horrendously offensive comic in which a giant blond intactivist fights and defeats villainous mohels depicted in some very grotesque stereotypes, highlighting some sort of irony that, in your experience, Jewish people are aggressors?
Because I have a few concerns with this impulse to compare...
Or perhaps this is in response to the wondering about there not being antisemitism in the episode. To which i still wonder... is your point "well actually, the jews..." ? Cuz it REALLY feels like that's your point. Shell Game, January 17, 2021, 11:22:55 am
Not all -- I certainly wouldn't want antisemitism in the episode, and I'm not replying to the comic at all. I'm just mentioning that it's strange the only group I ever hate from from an Orthodox group. One even found my phone number and called to cuss me out.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: PersonFromPorlock on January 18, 2021, 05:49:35 am
They were mostly objecting to history page that discussed the epispastikós -- Jews who restored their foreskins in Greek-conquered areas that were predominately Jewish in order to participate in games, which were played in the nude games. Greeks had no issue at all with nakedity but considered exposing the glans indecent. Jews could tied it up with a kynodesme, or they could uses the Judaeus pondum to restore it, a Roman invention that consisted of a heavy copper tube to stretch the foreskin and encourage mitosis.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Shell Game on January 18, 2021, 05:57:02 am
I'm not entirely sure what you think you're accomplishing so I'll just say maybe you should read the room, if you will, and keep some of these details to yourself.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: sea hag on January 18, 2021, 09:26:27 am
I think if there's one lesson we've all learned from this podcast, it's that people can't shut up about their dicks.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: PersonFromPorlock on January 18, 2021, 11:39:09 am
I'm not entirely sure what you think you're accomplishing so I'll just say maybe you should read the room, if you will, and keep some of these details to yourself. Shell Game, January 18, 2021, 05:57:02 am
Nothing at all, really. Just expanding on the topic of foreskin restoration. It was also practiced during the Holocaust to prevent abduction and execution. It seldom worked because it takes too long. Surgical reconstruction was more commonly done. It's still available in some places, notably Germany. Other country's urological surgeons recommend non-surgical techniques. They're slow, but provide much better results.
I think if there's one lesson we've all learned from this podcast, it's that people can't shut up about their dicks. sea hag, January 18, 2021, 09:26:27 am
True, that. The website was purely informative -- I never sold anything, I never used any specialized equipment.
Edit: I don't recommend growing the remaining skin with tapeless devices that squeeze the remaining foreskin between two clamps. It's dangerous, for one, and does nothing with much of the skin for another. There's not enough in most cases to stretch more than the shaft tissue. It's not elastic enough to close. "Finishing surgery" is possible by removing a wedge of skin to tighten it, but most give up long before then. It requires rather a lot of dedication. And neither did I advocate not circumcising nor foreskin restoration -- it was entirely for those already decided.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Shell Game on January 18, 2021, 11:43:38 am
Okay then.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Mix on January 18, 2021, 01:39:23 pm
ok since people LITERALLY KEEP ASKING on here and other sites, i didnt put any anti-semitism in because it's not fun to read or listen to. that's it! mystery over. stop fucking asking.
cant believe i have to fucking quantify that bigotry is bad but, well, that's the internet!
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Shell Game on January 18, 2021, 02:04:27 pm
ok since people LITERALLY KEEP ASKING on here and other sites, i didnt put any anti-semitism in because it's not fun to read or listen to. that's it! mystery over. stop fucking asking.
cant believe i have to fucking quantify that bigotry is bad but, well, that's the internet! Mix, January 18, 2021, 01:39:23 pm
Yeah people seem to forget that, as illuminating as they can be, these episodes are about having a good time with the weird, not doing full exposes.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: dijon du jour on January 18, 2021, 02:58:05 pm
if you mention your shitty dick one more time I'm going to mail you a box of feral rats
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Puppy Time on January 18, 2021, 03:23:36 pm
Yeah people seem to forget that, as illuminating as they can be, these episodes are about having a good time with the weird, not doing full exposes. Shell Game, January 18, 2021, 02:04:27 pm
There can be a real cathartic feeling of hearing someone else get mad at and/or mock some hardcore bigots, but it's definitely not something I'd want to inflict on the readers! Also these days I feel like there's enough of that mess just floating around in general that it's not worth adding more of it to one's life. Especially when you can get something entertainingly weird and/or questionable instead.
It's like, I could hang out with people smelling and reacting to stinky poop, or I can hang out with people smelling and reacting to... I don't know, a whale corpse full of dead ladybugs. One of those is considerably more interesting!
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Vinny Possum on January 18, 2021, 06:13:03 pm
The content is coming from inside the thread
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: PersonFromPorlock on January 18, 2021, 06:22:49 pm
if you mention your shitty dick one more time I'm going to mail you a box of feral rats dijon du jour, January 18, 2021, 02:58:05 pm
Hey man, you ain't got to read it if you don't like it. This podcast is relevant to my interests and I enjoyed it -- intactivists are some crazy people. I only wish the Silent Hill theory was mentioned.
And my foreskin is real enough. I was circumcised with Gomco clamp that wasn't tightened enough and slipped, requiring a free-hand cut and sutures. And this was in the early '80s -- I was entirely unanesthetized. It was unsightly and far too tight to be comfortable. The outer skin is cutaneous and the inner skin is a mucosa membrane. It's been enough to fool urologists, who assume I was uncircumcised until they pulled it back a little and reveal the scar. Even then, they assume it was only a partial circumcision: removing just what the Greeks called the akroposthion, or the part of the foreskin that extends beyond the glans. C-10, in modern terms. Few believe tissue expansion alone is possible from CI-1 to CI-9.
As I said, I did it before modern social media and never had much contact with intactivists. Still, I've found them more misogynistic than antisemitic. So many blame their mothers.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Shell Game on January 18, 2021, 06:33:53 pm
if you mention your shitty dick one more time I'm going to mail you a box of feral rats dijon du jour, January 18, 2021, 02:58:05 pm
Hey man, you ain't got to read it if you don't like it. This podcast is relevant to my interests and I enjoyed it -- intactivists are some crazy people. I only wish the Silent Hill theory was mentioned.
And my foreskin is real enough. I was circumcised with Gomco clamp that wasn't tightened enough and slipped, requiring a free-hand cut and sutures. And this was in the early '80s -- I was entirely unanesthetized. It was unsightly and far too tight to be comfortable. The outer skin is cutaneous and the inner skin is a mucosa membrane. It's been enough to fool urologists, who assume I was uncircumcised until they pulled it back a little and reveal the scar. Even then, they assume it was only a partial circumcision: removing just what the Greeks called the akroposthion, or the part of the foreskin that extends beyond the glans. C-10, in modern terms. Few believe tissue expansion alone is possible from CI-1 to CI-9.
As I said, I did it before modern social media and never had much contact with intactivists. Still, I've found them more misogynistic than antisemitic. So many blame their mothers. PersonFromPorlock, January 18, 2021, 06:22:49 pm
You paid $10 to troll a website that doesn't care about you or your theories on dick. What's it like?
EDIT: I reported you actually, because continuing to talk about your penis after someone's let you know it's tmi and they're uncomfortable and you should stop is sexual harassment. So... Yeah, bye.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Antivehicular on January 18, 2021, 06:37:30 pm
Hey, dijon, can I chip in towards the box-of-feral-rats fund
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: PersonFromPorlock on January 18, 2021, 06:53:08 pm
You paid $10 to troll a website that doesn't care about you or your theories on dick. What's it like?
EDIT: I reported you actually, because continuing to talk about your penis after someone's let you know it's tmi and they're uncomfortable and you should stop is sexual harassment. So... Yeah, bye. Shell Game, January 18, 2021, 06:33:53 pm
Believe it or not, I'm not trolling and I haven't actually put forth any dick theories. As I said, enjoyed the episode. I'll stop posting now as it seems some people don't like Irregular-like discussion.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Boots Raingear on January 18, 2021, 06:53:48 pm
Hey man, you ain't got to read it if you don't like it. This podcast is relevant to my interests and I enjoyed it -- intactivists are some crazy people. I only wish the Silent Hill theory was mentioned.
And my foreskin is real enough. I was circumcised with Gomco clamp that wasn't tightened enough and slipped, requiring a free-hand cut and sutures. And this was in the early '80s -- I was entirely unanesthetized. It was unsightly and far too tight to be comfortable. The outer skin is cutaneous and the inner skin is a mucosa membrane. It's been enough to fool urologists, who assume I was uncircumcised until they pulled it back a little and reveal the scar. Even then, they assume it was only a partial circumcision: removing just what the Greeks called the akroposthion, or the part of the foreskin that extends beyond the glans. C-10, in modern terms. Few believe tissue expansion alone is possible from CI-1 to CI-9.
As I said, I did it before modern social media and never had much contact with intactivists. Still, I've found them more misogynistic than antisemitic. So many blame their mothers. PersonFromPorlock, January 18, 2021, 06:22:49 pm
How many fucking times to people need to stop telling you not to talk about your dick. Also: nobody remembers your PoE exhibit site. You are now banned.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: chai tea latte on January 18, 2021, 07:25:11 pm
I'm gay
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Vinny Possum on January 18, 2021, 07:37:43 pm
My dude you opened your weird little rant with an anecdote about being hated by jews for your skin stretching.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on January 19, 2021, 12:26:37 am
It turns out that a person that intentionally damages their dick might have poor judgement.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Puppy Time on January 19, 2021, 01:15:43 am
I just... don't understand what that person was going for.
Most charitably, perhaps just making conversation. But in a venue where clearly nobody was into pursuing that topic. AND YET...
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: EYE OF ZA on January 19, 2021, 03:48:24 am
In my time on the internet I have seen many people terminally incapable of reading the room and it always ends exactly the same way.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Antivehicular on January 19, 2021, 04:30:16 am
To get back to the other discussion from the thread: I appreciate documents not focusing on bigotry and similar unfunny/infuriating topics. I know that those can be cathartic for people, but I honestly find the initial frustration stronger than the eventual catharsis, and also (as already mentioned) generic ugly bigoted content is everywhere. I'm here for the weird shit, like a guy named "The Tiny German" asking to be farted on by a giant, or these guys having video-game-style stats to reflect the state of their increasingly convoluted genitals. That's the good shit, and I'm glad people focus on it in their document submissions.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on January 19, 2021, 08:33:21 am
saoyanara, uncirc'd cowboy.
ngl i am kinda sad that the episode didn't spend a lot of time on reddit talk, but the forums that got visited ended up being way more interesting. like, reddit was just dick hobbyists, those guys turned it into dick careers. highlight of the episode was the talk of the Machines, though. just straight up silent hill set dressing things to restore your foreskin.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: A Meat on January 19, 2021, 09:52:19 am
I was relistening to the episode and a weird thought crossed my mind: could you make a skin pocket out of your own foreskin? because that would solve that one dude from the body mods episode's problem
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Tipsy Almond on January 19, 2021, 07:59:24 pm
We didn't start the peen war No we didn't like it, and we don't want pockets
--Puts on a Billy Joel skin suit and plays piano--
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: blunge on January 24, 2021, 05:38:11 pm
Came across this very odd ditty on youtube uploaded by enthusiastic proselytizer TLCTugger:
But what I really treasure is the top comment:
Is this the uncut version?
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: ikaribattousai on February 06, 2021, 02:27:40 pm
So which of the subjects of this episode drives this car?
(https://i.imgur.com/qcuYeTe.jpg?1)
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Lumbermouth on February 06, 2021, 05:40:06 pm
So which of the subjects of this episode drives this car?
I have that children's song about earlobes stuck in my head now. How do I stop it
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: Puppy Time on February 10, 2021, 08:56:16 pm
15 square inches of foreskin...
I have that children's song about earlobes stuck in my head now. How do I stop it Tipsy Almond, February 07, 2021, 03:58:40 pm
Blunt force trauma to the head might briefly alleviate it.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: thelizzerd on March 02, 2022, 04:33:14 pm
The guy at the beginning with the "I want my foreskin back" sign reminded me of this episode.
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: DUDEVSTHEWORLD on July 18, 2023, 11:13:41 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/2ZU2646.png) 1 Samuel 18:24-25 Saul's servants reported back, and Saul told his servants, 'Tell David, "The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, so as to have vengeance on his enemies."'
(https://i.imgur.com/OEHkuQx.png) 1 Samuel 18:27 So David and his men went and killed two hundred Philistine men.
(https://i.imgur.com/JKz0JBg.png) 1 Samuel 18:27 He brought their foreskins and presented them before the king in full number.
(https://i.imgur.com/g0vg8mh.png) 1 Samuel 18:29 Saul realized that Yahweh was with David, and he was more afraid of David than ever.
From The Brick Testament (http://www.thebricktestament.com/david_vs_saul/david_mutilates_200_gets_married/1s18_24-25.html) Boots Raingear, December 22, 2020, 08:51:46 am
yoooooo i got this book as a kid. seeing lego people get brutally murdered in bible stories was amazing
also i just found this thread and its the first time ive seen the people or subset of people covered in the episode get really mad and come here to complain
Title: Episode 339: Afterskin
Post by: DUDEVSTHEWORLD on July 18, 2023, 11:14:37 pm
there was a part where they legit decapitated a lego baby im pretty sure