Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

In my soul I'm a twink, but I will become the bear that Gotham City deserves.

[GirlKisser420]

its incredible to think that with the climate of anxiety that surrounds many cultures, some people actually want to increase their panic size.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Conversely, if you want to stop being an asshole to women but can't figure out the solution to the problem, apply Occam's razor to your genitals and see what happens.

[Corn Syrup]

today's just a vaporwave kind of day, maaaaaan

[Sovereign]

I wish there were gloves that were practical and comfortable during all seasons.

[GirlKisser420]

The Fremen are great warriors because they preserve their cum’s moisture when they jack off in the still suit

[Lemon]

A reboot of Full Metal Jacket, set in Afghanistan. Joker is a juggalo and frequently says his catchphrase "I seen shit that'll shock ya eyelids".

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

: Computer, is there any way to generate a noob Tayne?
: Not computing. Please repeat.
: n00b Tayne
: This is not suitable for work. Are you sure?
: Mmmhm.
: lol i fukked ure mom last nite u fukken faggot
:

[Carbon]

If your best bud gets cryogenically frozen, you could say he's in homieostasis

[Spenny]

I wanna put the guy from the Verizon commercials in a trash can.

[chai tea latte]

the Chad Joseph; the Virgin Mary

[Sovereign]

Pennies suck

[Vinny Possum]

the Chad Joseph; the Virgin Mary

I mean if we're talking in manosphere terms Joseph is the quintessential beta cuck.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Chrome's tabs look different and I need the change.org petition so we can all overturn this travesty immediately!

[Wrought]

the Chad Joseph; the Virgin Mary

I mean if we're talking in manosphere terms Joseph is the quintessential beta cuck.

I'll bite, who is the biblical Chad