Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[A Meat]

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[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Writing 14/50 at the bottom of my shitty paintings so people think they must be worth something.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

there is a baby rat perimetering my room and my nine cats are too afraid to go inside. i hope my plastic collectible figurines don't get chewed on, those have a high resell value. i'm trying to breathe calmly.

[A Meat]

Forehead implies an afthead

[Dr. Buttplug]

You cannot operate in this County without a BBL, a Brazilian Butt License.

[Shell Game]

man the casual bigotry of today feels so much like the casual bigotry of 20 years ago

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

If I were a billionaire I would never leave my superyacht again. When the time comes they can mummify me and tie me to the prow so I can keep living the dream.

[A Meat]

The masculine version of 'dominatrix' is 'domino'

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Total lies, the guy is a Virgo.

[vaMpiresoftWare]

Security theater of the mind

[A Meat]

As a child I didn't understand the moral of "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" because I thought the mouse was cute and I wanted it to be my friend, but now as an adult I understand that properly caring for a mouse is more complicated and involved than the book suggests