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Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Lemon on April 06, 2016, 09:20:28 am

(http://alldaychic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/full-body-warm-sweater-2.jpg)

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Vinny Possum on April 06, 2016, 09:30:20 am

Six minutes in and the Boots-led episode is not disappointing.

Artist's Rendition of A Vulva.

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 06, 2016, 11:00:49 am

A Fleshlight and a Pizza Hut app? I'm sorry but a mere Pizza Hut app is obviously not gonna cut it.

(http://s11.postimg.org/cjv0oz54z/7_WRXx_BUk.png)
(http://s11.postimg.org/s1iisoblv/6_h9r_QQy_L.png)
(http://s11.postimg.org/o3v939osj/5_AO8_ZNRu.png)
(http://s11.postimg.org/crdlod9s3/4_Ka2vhz3.png)
(http://s11.postimg.org/cq3nuy7yb/2_s_T9_ARbs.png)
(http://s11.postimg.org/m34pifsn7/1_Rf_Ks_G0q.png)


Thankfully these are just mock-ups from a user on their forums.

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Sherman Tank on April 06, 2016, 11:42:55 am

STOG, Bunnybread, and Jimmyfranks? What a perfect cast.

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: A Meat on April 06, 2016, 11:43:52 am

Gestalt Vulva is a pretty good name, not sure what it'd be good for, but it's a good name.

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 06, 2016, 11:57:13 am

Kvlt pornogrind

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Ambious on April 06, 2016, 12:33:06 pm

No offence, [lemon], but I want more episode with [boots] in command.

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Yavuz on April 06, 2016, 12:44:09 pm

The people who masturbated in the presence of other men but were vehemently "NO HOMO" baffled me. I mean, why are you whacking off in front of someone else if you don't find something enjoyable about whacking off in front of someone else? Are these people so addicted to masturbation that they can't fucking bother with going into another goddamn room?

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 06, 2016, 02:06:38 pm

The truth is that it's not very NO HOMO at all, and they do in fact enjoy it, which would be fine except for the bit where they really desperately need to pretend to themselves and everyone else that they're not gay, no sir, not at all.

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Ambious on April 06, 2016, 02:14:46 pm

How is there no "NO HOMO" tag yet?

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on April 06, 2016, 04:51:25 pm

AHHHWOOOOOOOOO- Slutwolf in London!

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 06, 2016, 04:55:39 pm

AHHHWOOOOOOOOO- Slutwolf in London!
FattyBoBatty, April 06, 2016, 04:51:25 pm

Lookin for a place called Le Ho Fuck

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: DaltonSezHi on April 06, 2016, 05:56:16 pm

Let's just go ahead and chalk this up there:

Death Grips Mention Count: 1

I expect more to come.

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: eldritchhat on April 06, 2016, 06:34:58 pm

AHHHWOOOOOOOOO- Slutwolf in London!
FattyBoBatty, April 06, 2016, 04:51:25 pm

Lookin for a place called Le Ho Fuck
AgentCoop, April 06, 2016, 04:55:39 pm

I saw a slutwolf walkin' into Trader Vic's and her pubes were perfect!

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Gyro on April 06, 2016, 07:33:50 pm

I made the mistake of listening to this while eating.

I'm still making that mistake as I'm typing this.

Help

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: chai tea latte on April 06, 2016, 08:52:50 pm

no, guys, the fleshlight was 'non-discreet' because it sees continuous function

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Really_Quite_Nice on April 06, 2016, 09:07:52 pm

http://blogs-images.forbes.com/kathleenchaykowski/files/2016/02/oculus-1200x799.jpg (http://blogs-images.forbes.com/kathleenchaykowski/files/2016/02/oculus-1200x799.jpg)

I've just visualized this image with fleshlights instead of VR. This is what Huxley should've warned us about.

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on April 06, 2016, 09:09:26 pm

"Ah yes, the cinematography in this porn is exquiste. Must be the work of Janusz Kum-insky, or perhaps Wally Fist-her."

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: eldritchhat on April 06, 2016, 09:11:55 pm

This is what Huxley should've warned us about.
Really_Quite_Nice, April 06, 2016, 09:07:52 pm

Ah, well you obviously haven't read This Ain't Brave New World XXX

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on April 06, 2016, 10:41:57 pm

I can't wait until Death Grips makes the theme song for Fleshlight. They'll call it "The Cunny Store."

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: DaltonSezHi on April 06, 2016, 10:53:54 pm

I can't wait until Death Grips makes the theme song for Fleshlight. They'll call it "The Cunny Store."
FattyBoBatty, April 06, 2016, 10:41:57 pm

_{*distant booing*}

EDIT: also if they were going to make a Death Grips themed one I would accept nothing less than a fleshlight modeled exactly after MC Ride's asshole

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Zekka on April 06, 2016, 11:03:48 pm

Someone I know informed me I somehow appear in this episode.

I thought that was cool until I found out the topic.

Now I'm scared.

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: eldritchhat on April 06, 2016, 11:11:46 pm

Someone I know informed me I somehow appear in this episode.

I thought that was cool until I found out the topic.

Now I'm scared.
Zekka, April 06, 2016, 11:03:48 pm

Don't worry, according to DendiFucker69, the Zekka fleshlight works quite well.

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Zekka on April 06, 2016, 11:16:41 pm

Someone I know informed me I somehow appear in this episode.

I thought that was cool until I found out the topic.

Now I'm scared.
Zekka, April 06, 2016, 11:03:48 pm

Don't worry, according to DendiFucker69, the Zekka fleshlight works quite well.
eldritchhat, April 06, 2016, 11:11:46 pm

EDIT4: Abort.

EDIT2: I just received confirmation I'm being played. None of this ever happened. Do not open NSFW tag under penalty of confidential law.

I think you have accidentally tripped one of my countersigns and if you did that intentionally then you know exactly what I am referring to.

(http://i.imgur.com/ooD2EJQ.png)

If not you are a devious, devious manipulator.

EDIT: Someone just cheevoed me. Either I've figured you out or you're figuring me out as we speak.

(http://i.imgur.com/PVpQSmT.png)(http://i.imgur.com/NrdIbzi.png)

EDIT3: This post doesn't exist. It's a bug in SMF.

EDIT5: Oh! Shit, I'll have to revive that thread. Sorry about that. Next thing to happen ate up last week for me, still not finished. Worst comes to worst I can rush it.

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: montrith on April 07, 2016, 03:35:31 am

I expected a lot of things from the fleshlight forum, but the massive amounts of NO HOMO were not among those things.

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: McMillan and Waifu on April 07, 2016, 04:08:36 pm

I expected a lot of things from the fleshlight forum, but the massive amounts of NO HOMO were not among those things.
montrith, April 07, 2016, 03:35:31 am

Neither did I, but there's kind of a logic there. You get a forum full of dudes who are jackin it all day, who have all purchased advanced jackin it technology, and who then spend a whole bunch of time talking about new jackin it tips and tricks, and you can kind of see the progression to  "it'd be cool to jack it near or around cool dudes, like my jackin it forum buddies, BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY CAUSE WE'RE JACKIN IT WITH OUR FUTURISTIC LADY PART SIMULATIONS"

e: the description at the end of "a woman sultrily holding a replica of her vulva" sounds like a real postmodern sex nightmare

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 07, 2016, 05:14:47 pm

What's amazing is it's not even cherry-picking. 90% of the forum is stupid, zero reply "Which FL should I buy?" threads, but of the other 10% that's actual community talk, there's a lot of people who ask for videos of dudes using their FLs cause uuuh you know, it's for uuh... educational purposes, man!

A thread I cut from the doc included a guy who went as far as naming his hydraulic dildos after Hermione Granger and Miley Cyrus because he wanted to make sure those phallic objects were of the female gender. And, I mean, technically,  butt stuff =/= gay stuff, but man, that was just the tip of the iceberg (http://i.imgur.com/dP4igPn.jpg). Some of those threads contain pictures you cannot unsee [freakout].

On a less gross note, I'm disappointed that in the time between the compilation of the document and its reading, the Fleshlight site phased out the best part of that Anikka Albrite top banner. Remember the Dildocopter? Meet the (NSFW) Fleshdrone (http://static.fleshlight-international.eu/gallery/category-flg2/anikka-albrite/main-gallery/full/3.jpg).

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Yavuz on April 07, 2016, 05:52:06 pm

On a less gross note, I'm disappointed that in the time between the compilation of the document and its reading, the Fleshlight site phased out the best part of that Anikka Albrite top banner. Remember the Dildocopter? Meet the (NSFW) Fleshdrone (http://static.fleshlight-international.eu/gallery/category-flg2/anikka-albrite/main-gallery/full/3.jpg).
Spooks, April 07, 2016, 05:14:47 pm

For people who have a "getting hit by helicopter blades" fetish.

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: McMillan and Waifu on April 07, 2016, 07:42:32 pm

On a less gross note, I'm disappointed that in the time between the compilation of the document and its reading, the Fleshlight site phased out the best part of that Anikka Albrite top banner. Remember the Dildocopter? Meet the (NSFW) Fleshdrone (http://static.fleshlight-international.eu/gallery/category-flg2/anikka-albrite/main-gallery/full/3.jpg).
Spooks, April 07, 2016, 05:14:47 pm

I appear to have burned my "postmodern sex nightmare" line too soon

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: A Meat on April 08, 2016, 01:55:47 am

If you want a postmodern sex nightmare, imagine the model sensuously shoving a dildo into the replica of her vulva.

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 08, 2016, 06:28:54 am

If you want a postmodern sex nightmare, imagine the model sensuously shoving a dildo into the replica of her vulva.
A Meat, April 08, 2016, 01:55:47 am

This Ain't Don Delillo XXX

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Ashto on April 08, 2016, 11:00:18 am

Ceci n'est pas un pénis XXX

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Knitting Machine on April 08, 2016, 04:50:54 pm

Since they sort of glossed over it: yes, those horse flashlights come in MLP colors.

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: McMillan and Waifu on April 08, 2016, 05:09:57 pm

If you want a postmodern sex nightmare, imagine the model sensuously shoving a dildo into the replica of her vulva.
A Meat, April 08, 2016, 01:55:47 am

This Ain't Don Delillo XXX
AgentCoop, April 08, 2016, 06:28:54 am

This Ain't The Cremaster Cycle XXX

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Really_Quite_Nice on April 09, 2016, 11:16:52 pm

Since they sort of glossed over it: yes, those horse flashlights come in MLP colors.
Knitting Machine, April 08, 2016, 04:50:54 pm

There are probably some wehraboo variants as well, to say nothing of the kawaii-wehraboo types.

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Bunnybread on April 11, 2016, 12:18:13 pm

I got around to listening to this one and I think I'm only coming through on the LEFT speaker/side?  Everyone else is coming through in the standard center/mono but it sounds like Boots is making some subtle commentary on my hard-right political views.  Either that or he fucked up the editing. 

Note to Boots:
Look Mr. CanuckleFuck, I don't care that you elected some kinda long haired hippy-commie to lead y'all to RUIN after Lord Harper tried to save your dumb fuckin' ingrateful hockey hole!...  It don't mean shit cuz we're bout to nuke you moosecunts off the face of the planet after Trump gets elected king of 'Murika!

Also, we need to take away the women's right to vote and give it back to the guns, just like how God intended when he wrote the constitution 6,000 years ago.

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Boots Raingear on April 11, 2016, 01:46:01 pm

I got around to listening to this one and I think I'm only coming through on the LEFT speaker/side?  Everyone else is coming through in the standard center/mono but it sounds like Boots is making some subtle commentary on my hard-right political views.  Either that or he fucked up the editing.
Bunnybread, April 11, 2016, 12:18:13 pm

You and Lemon are 70% balanced to the left.
Me, Stog, and Jimmyfranks are on the right.

You're the first person to comment on this. Lemon and I have been doing this for a while.

Also:
(http://i.imgur.com/vpBe9MR.jpg)

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Sherman Tank on April 11, 2016, 03:32:55 pm

Is that why on a few episodes STOG sounds like he's in a hallway ten feet from the mic?

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on April 11, 2016, 03:39:47 pm

I'm pretty sure that's just STOG.

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Gyro on April 11, 2016, 03:40:45 pm

Getting good reception from the seventh dimension  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_JrCU8F-vs)is pretty hard.

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: Spacebat on April 14, 2016, 10:11:46 pm

Title: Episode 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 01, 2018, 08:47:55 am

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/9busrj/tifu_by_using_a_fleshlight/