Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[A Meat]

it's been years since I've had carob chocolate

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

meet me in the tetrahedroned sphere

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

You joke but they literally squared the circle in boxing and nobody even cares

[A Meat]

today I saw part of a video where a plasticine model of a minion is crucified, but the part that offended me the most was that it claimed to be ASMR but had really loud and obnoxious sound effects

[Lemon]

Friedrich NFTzsche

 I blocked @fredrich_nftzsche, just in case. If that account exists, it sucks.

[Antivehicular]

I imagined most of the plot of a short story called "The Ones Who Walk Away from Salami" last night as I was trying to fall asleep, and now I kinda want to write it

[A Meat]

The Virgin Bagua vs the Chad Geomantic Figures

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

[stand-up comic takes the stage] "Flavored lube tastes terrible..." [Crowd erupts with laughter] "because it doesn't taste like juice bomb!" [Crowd starts erecting guillotine]

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Friedrich NFTzsche

 I blocked @fredrich_nftzsche, just in case. If that account exists, it sucks.

You'll have no one but yourself to blame when you miss out on the advances of the Will to Power Consumption

[Antivehicular]

Friedrich NFTzsche

 I blocked @fredrich_nftzsche, just in case. If that account exists, it sucks.

I am an extremely big fan of the "preemptively block terrible usernames, because anyone who has them will automatically suck" Twitter curation strategy, btw

[Shell Game]

I imagined most of the plot of a short story called "The Ones Who Walk Away from Salami" last night as I was trying to fall asleep, and now I kinda want to write it

it's Imala, South Carolina

[auaurorau]

gonna start carrying around a box of nails and a telephone so if a zombie apocalypse comes the survivors can scavenge loot from me

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Listening to BTS because I liked the way they talked about mcdonald's

[jim and the mammograms]

Eating at McDonald's because I liked the way they acknowledged BTS

[Dr. Buttplug]

I got a blemish on my ass cheek,
When I scratch it make the chair creak,

Memorial day sale only $2.50