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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1454427 times)

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not including accessibility options in your video game should be illegal
A Meat, May 04, 2021, 04:59:28 pm
I admit there's some games i just know I cannot play. And that's fine. Like there's a certain point i can't focus on something if it's going too fast from specific perspectives. Most of the FPS genre is like this, for example.

But there are absolutely some that there's just no reason to not outside of ignorance or spite.

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The 1960s was an era of libidinous excess where you could smoke at your desk at work

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Good money in that dere bespoke dildo sculptin' business I reckon, mhmm *spit*
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Having heavy eyes is being eye tired. This is different from being tired. Which is different from being physically tired.
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getting invited to hogwarts is basically the same as becoming a janissary
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getting invited to hogwarts is basically the same as becoming a janissary
GirlKisser420, May 06, 2021, 05:47:13 pm
the janissaries took over the caliphate, so honestly no it's not even one tenth as cool

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getting invited to hogwarts is basically the same as becoming a janissary
GirlKisser420, May 06, 2021, 05:47:13 pm
the janissaries took over the caliphate, so honestly no it's not even one tenth as cool
chai tea latte, May 06, 2021, 05:59:18 pm
okay but what if they did cool Sufi magick and dancing at hogwarts
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no matter how messy or gross it may be, nothing's more relieving than your bed when you're tired
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i'm certain my brain used to have other modes for handling new people beyond "polite indifference" and "crushing". i wonder what happened to them
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hegelegelegel's phenomenomenomenology of spiritiritirit,
now say it three times fast
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People remember the term "Kwisatz Haderach" from Dune, but if you fixed the Hebrew (it's "Kfitsat HaDerech" in modern Hebrew) and translated it it'd be "the leap forward", or literally "jump of the way" 

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Good money in that dere bespoke dildo sculptin' business I reckon, mhmm *spit*
Guy Ferrari, May 05, 2021, 10:20:15 pm
What which new fangled critter shape buttplug yer fixin ter get?
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Good money in that dere bespoke dildo sculptin' business I reckon, mhmm *spit*
Guy Ferrari, May 05, 2021, 10:20:15 pm
What which new fangled critter shape buttplug yer fixin ter get?
Dr. Buttplug, May 08, 2021, 10:32:44 am

Well doc, I was restin' a spell by the crik over yonda this mornin', thinking about life and all. Sat onna rock and done scurd a snake sunnin' there! Then I thought to m'self, what if that snake done crawled up m' butthole? About that time I got myself a mighty boner. Thinkin' about maybe gussie'n it up and making it like one of those fancy "oveepositir" type things.
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Good money in that dere bespoke dildo sculptin' business I reckon, mhmm *spit*
Guy Ferrari, May 05, 2021, 10:20:15 pm
What which new fangled critter shape buttplug yer fixin ter get?
Dr. Buttplug, May 08, 2021, 10:32:44 am

Well doc, I was restin' a spell by the crik over yonda this mornin', thinking about life and all. Sat onna rock and done scurd a snake sunnin' there! Then I thought to m'self, what if that snake done crawled up m' butthole? About that time I got myself a mighty boner. Thinkin' about maybe gussie'n it up and making it like one of those fancy "oveepositir" type things.
Guy Ferrari, May 08, 2021, 11:30:41 am

oh VEE pos a what? where' you git that ten dollar word. I'ma thinkin' I got a fix fer what ails ya. What cher think a this here garden hose and a couple ah hard boilts?
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The 1960s was an era of libidinous excess where you could smoke at your desk at work
chai tea latte, May 05, 2021, 09:37:03 pm
i would put up with an entire year of 1960s office sexism if it meant I could smoke at my desk at work