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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1485672 times)

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People say neural nets are still a far cry from human intelligence but the way I chat online is I just look at the last five messages in the text channel without any memory of what came before or any other context and then my brain does brute force combinatorics to create a passable joke before going back into standby mode.
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There is a Mario enemy kalled Kinklink

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People say neural nets are still a far cry from human intelligence but the way I chat online is I just look at the last five messages in the text channel without any memory of what came before or any other context and then my brain does brute force combinatorics to create a passable joke before going back into standby mode.
Spooks, January 23, 2021, 05:03:59 pm
lmao

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This podcast is singlehandedly responsible for introducing me to some of my favorite bands.
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Brains are just a really shitty watermelon
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This Winter, you'll believe this cat could use a CPAP once more

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what if I was horny online as a joke? the joke being that I'm not actually horny, just sad and lonely

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Do you think we could convince Elon Musk the best carbon reduction program is for him to stop breathing entirely?
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Monterrey Jack is a very aggressive name for such a bland cheese.
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came to the conclusion that everything is cringe, except for the things i like, which are objectively good
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"Getting Off on the Right Foot" - a foot fetish meet cute
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"Getting Off on the Right Foot" - a foot fetish meet cute
Mr. Hunky Academia, January 24, 2021, 05:33:37 pm

What do you call it when Quentin Tarantino cheats on his wife?

Getting off on the wrong foot
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Watching the news is like watching a more depressing version of The Muppets

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Well yeah I also have five haircuts at the same time, it's called "I cut my own hair in a pandemic"
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tbqh he was kinda Orson Unwelles by the end
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