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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on July 03, 2017, 04:08:18 pm
(http://orig10.deviantart.net/164f/f/2016/242/6/6/bad_apple_star_wars_fans_bashing_the_sw_prequels_by_saganfan1983-dafxlwe.png) Lemon, July 03, 2017, 03:49:24 pm
How did you find my OKcupid profile?
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 03, 2017, 04:16:23 pm
uuuhhh
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Post by: Please And Thanks on July 03, 2017, 04:31:13 pm
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐fuk timon fuk pumbaa ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
ATPF FOR LYFE
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 03, 2017, 05:32:16 pm
Holy shit this guy lives in my city.
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Post by: Shell Game on July 03, 2017, 05:44:36 pm
It's always nice to go back to Star Wars internet bullshit. Decades of percolating had rendered them into such a wonderful shit slurry.
Also Frank West's enthusiasm is a wonderful thing to witness.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 03, 2017, 05:54:37 pm
Christ, this episode is giving me a headache.
TAG SUGGESTIONS A.E.: "somehow not a dozerfleet episode", "rants", "pop culture", "insanity", "hopelessly broken", "star trek", "titan a.e.", "tumblr", "essays", "cartoons", "internet whining", "star wars", "deviantart"
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on July 03, 2017, 06:13:58 pm
For the whole Timon and Pumbaa rant, I was waiting for "...and that's how I got my fetish".
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Post by: Yavuz on July 03, 2017, 07:22:16 pm
This was such a great episode. I love the episodes that focus in on one really weird person. And boy howdy, was this guy weird.
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Post by: Cleretic on July 03, 2017, 11:26:19 pm
The majority of this episode gave me the same feeling I've only ever had before when reading plot synopses of later Kingdom Hearts games. Just enough faintly-recognizable names and words to figure out that it's just impossible to understand.
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on July 03, 2017, 11:28:55 pm
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Post by: adrenochrome dome on July 04, 2017, 01:30:21 am
I second adding the tag "somehow not a dozerfleet episode." Any episode that has Important opinions on pop culture and obsessing over bmonster cock childhood events would qualify.
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Post by: Spacebat on July 04, 2017, 05:02:12 pm
This guy was watching The Phantom Menace and got his first boner when that fish ate that other fish.
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Post by: Yavuz on July 04, 2017, 09:46:07 pm
This guy was watching The Phantom Menace and got his first boner when that fish ate that other fish. Spacebat, July 04, 2017, 05:02:12 pm
"I cast Summon Bigger Fish."
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 04, 2017, 10:19:13 pm
Autism is a spectrum, and this guy hits every single point on that spectrum simultaneously.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 05, 2017, 07:25:33 am
This guy's autistic and OCD but he's managed to keep on top of it and get into college. Good for him
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on July 05, 2017, 07:26:04 am
Now we know what would have happened if Ulilililia never found Bubsy.
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Post by: Shigan on July 05, 2017, 09:37:36 am
I like this version of Dozerfleet who's probably not going to kill anybody a whole lot better.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 05, 2017, 04:07:58 pm
I like this version of Dozerfleet who's probably not going to kill anybody a whole lot better. Shigan, July 05, 2017, 09:37:36 am
Yeah, the internet (and the world at large, honestly) needs way more of this kind of harmless crazy than what we actually have.
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Post by: Mix on July 05, 2017, 05:51:21 pm
By about 1/3 through the episode I kept finding myself pausing and going 'but why DEVIANTART of all places???' (as someone whose very early internet days were spent on that hellsite)
...as soon you moved to their wordpress and all the fucking dogboob OCs showed up, everything just snapped into crystal clear focus. in a bad way.
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Post by: I Liked That Joke on July 05, 2017, 10:41:30 pm
Something about this guy was just impossible to follow. I could never tell if he was writing as a strawman or as himself, I couldn't distinguish his fetishes from his fandoms (blurry lines already these days) and he never gave the right amount of preamble.
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Post by: Knitting Machine on July 06, 2017, 03:00:57 am
Well I got to admire that it's unique and not just another Sonic oc.
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Post by: Captain Fargle on July 07, 2017, 11:44:42 am
I'm pretty sure this episode is the most anyone has ever cared about Titan A.E.
This includes the people who made Titan A.E.
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Post by: adrenochrome dome on July 07, 2017, 11:23:34 pm
I'm pretty sure this episode is the most anyone has ever cared about Titan A.E. Captain Fargle, July 07, 2017, 11:44:42 am
I actually like it, but the last time I saw it was on VHS as a kid. I'm pretty sure I'd still be into some of the elements of the movie even I don't like it.
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Post by: krytton on July 08, 2017, 04:50:48 am
all i remember from titan ae is that they broke that guys neck on screen
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Post by: Mix on July 08, 2017, 10:01:26 am
i liked titan ae somewhat, but i also wasnt overexposed to don bluth as a kid so that may have had something to do with it too
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Post by: adrenochrome dome on July 08, 2017, 10:06:15 pm
It had a realistic-ish exposed-to-the-vacuum-of-space scene, from what I remember. They didn't explode, or anything!
Probably didn't make up for it being all blerg, though.
(Side note, The Expanse on Syfy has the best depiction of "spacing" I've ever seen.)
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Post by: Puppy Time on July 11, 2017, 10:56:32 pm
My brain keeps trying to force the Tragedy of Cranky Crabby to become the Ballad of Frankie and Johnny (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNq532Cyhu0) Cranky and Lobo were plankton They were the greatest of friends When Cranky and Lobo were grown up A chef from a seaside seafood restaurant on a pier started to pursue them
...it doesn't scan worse than the other poetry in this episode, at least.
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on August 04, 2017, 01:05:14 pm
I know I'm way behind on this one, but I don't think it came up in the episode: the 'Project Orion' that this person is so obsessed with was an effort to design a spaceship that would launch and propel itself by dropping nuclear bombs behind itself and riding the shockwaves (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)), and I fucking love that idea.
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Post by: Isfahan on August 04, 2017, 05:26:46 pm
Wow, way to rip off Dynamite Thor (http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-bizarrely-era-specific-comic-book-heroes-part-1/), Prioject Orion.
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Post by: adrenochrome dome on August 04, 2017, 09:55:49 pm
...the 'Project Orion' that this person is so obsessed with was an effort to design a spaceship that would launch and propel itself by dropping nuclear bombs behind itself and riding the shockwaves (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)), and I fucking love that idea. LancashireMcGee, August 04, 2017, 01:05:14 pm
I'm actually mildly peeved that the new capsules designed to go out of orbit are called "Orion." Notably less exciting.
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Post by: Cradicus on May 28, 2018, 08:42:46 pm
I wonder what this guy thinks about the appearance ofcolo-claw fishin Solo? Also if it was put in there as a reference to a super obscure internet weirdo?
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Post by: Wrought on June 12, 2018, 07:26:15 pm
I'm a little miffed we never got islemonmakinganewdoma.in Even if it would have been a waste of valuable domain money to just host the word "yes"
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Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on January 28, 2024, 08:51:23 am
What in the world did the image at the start of the episode look like?