226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode

[Lemon]

[Silent Liver Disease]

Ceci n'est pas une wikiQue!

[Sherman Tank]

COWURINE.COM

[STOG]

COWURINE.COM

let the days go byyyyy

cowurine

(bland guitar strumming)

cowurine

(more bland guitar)

cowurine

[Jack Sensation]

How to Fill a Pipe with Shit

[Yavuz]

I was hoping that "How to Become a Futanari Artist" would get read, but I realized, as I read it again, that what it really needed was Adam Bozarth's talents, and he wasn't on the episode.

Aside from that, it was a great episode, and it was fun to help Spooks put the doc together.

[Gyro]

Yaaaaay!

I was super stoked to hear some of the articles I contributed. Never have I been so excited to hear "cow urine" or "impotence."

Spooks really rocked this shit, I didn't even know about the little article title vignettes.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Yay, I've been waiting for this to come out for weeks! It was really great. I did put a link to cowurine.com in the document, however! I really encourage everyone to go there and read their testimonials page, where it is revealed that cow urine heals everything from AIDS to asthma and "woman's problem".

To the "commercialized website" comments at the end, I came across this step in an article on eHow that should tell you why there are so many inane articles on this damn site:

Try Writing Web Content

There are a quite a number of ways to take your skill as a writer and turn it into cash.

One of them is right here at eHow. Write brief "How to" articles on any topic of your choosing, and get paid for the article. The more popular the article, the more income you can expect. A good article will bring in $50 per year or more. Write 10 top-notch articles, and that's $500. A hundred articles...you get the picture.

I can't say enough good things about eHow. To my mind, it is the best income generating opportunity available. Google the term 'ehow101' to learn more about how to make it work.

I'm sure this applies to WikiHow as well, but it really shows in the quality of these eHow articles a lot more.

[Dawnswalker]

Nah, WikiHow is the place Internet Safety teachers in elementary schools send their kids to learn about Internet.

Unless "How not to wet yourself at a sleepover while still liking a boy" secretly leads to a fetish black hole...

[Ambious]

Spooks is proof that not all heros wear capes.

[Yavuz]

So I said before that I wish that the ridiculists had read the article "How to Become a Futanari Artist", right? I decided to take matters into my own hands and do it for myself, so to speak. And here is the result: nearly four and a half minutes of some anonymous dude banging on in the most basic way about how to draw dickgirls.

       
         

         
         

[SirSlarty]

Lemon taking a long drink in the middle of reading about impotence killed me this episode.

[A Meat]

Not checking because I know I'll be disappointed, but I really hope "How to measure calories in a homemade food" involves building a bomb caloriemeter

[Cheapskate]

I signed up for ninja training in Kyoto and they didn’t make me wear black.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Why would anyone want to carve a dick from a cucumber before they get very drunk?