24 TERRIBLE HOURS

[Emperor Jack Chick]

Okay, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't on Reddit for a moment there. Carry on with the pun thread.

a man should be given the right to walk away completely from any legal, financial, obligation towards a child he had no intention of siring.

[Ashto]

a man should be given the right to walk away completely from any legal, financial, obligation towards a child he had no intention of siring.

See, now I'm confused, because there wasn't nearly enough hating on women in that post

[Shigan]

I once listened to a 55-hour Red Nose Day charity marathon a radio channel over here did almost all the way through, so this is probably going to be easier and also much funnier in comparison. Can't wait.

[Lemon]

a man should be given the right to walk away completely from any legal, financial, obligation towards a child he had no intention of siring.

[ONE OF TWO PICTURES OF PICARD]

[Ragnarok Boobies]

a man should be given the right to walk away completely from any legal, financial, obligation towards a child he had no intention of siring.

[ONE OF TWO PICTURES OF PICARD]

Well I know someone who's excited for this

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[BARK RANGER]

a man should be given the right to walk away completely from any legal, financial, obligation towards a child he had no intention of siring.

[ONE OF TWO PICTURES OF PICARD]

Startrek frequently discredits simple science to promote a more Altruistic view and borg episodes are simply the best example.
Shielding or powered armor can only function in one of two ways.
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[Adam Bozarth]

Last night at a party, I found out that r/marijuanaenthusiasts is a subreddit for people interested in trees because r/trees was started first by the marijuana enthusiasts. IN'THAT QUIRKY!?

Anyway, does anyone know where to find anime streaming online on a platform that employs open-source architecture?

[Ragnarok Boobies]

So if you need some drink suggestions I found some F Plus related recipes in a bartender's book.
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[duz]

I kind of hope some of those joke topics mentioned in the promo are actually going to happen.

[Lemon]

So if you need some drink suggestions I found some F Plus related recipes in a bartender's book.
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PETRODACTYL: This is just a screwdriver using leftover garbage. Also Southern Comfort and Amaretto? Yeah, good thing you put the grenadine in, it wasn't sweet enough. NO.
PUCCINI: Midori and orange juice? Okay, I guess. Looks like Tuaca is a vanilla liqueur, which doesn't fill me with confidence, but what the hell. SURE.
LEG SPREADER: No, that's poison. Don't encourage people to poison women, bartending book. NO.
LEMON BOMB: Why are you turning lemon drops into Sour Patch Kids? NO.
LEMON DROP: That's not how you make a lemon drop.
LEMON DROP 2: That is also not how you make a lemon drop.
LEMON DROP FROM SCRATCH: Ooh you might have found it. Provided 3viltiki didn't crop out the words "Campari", "Malibu" and "Ouzo", YES.
PIMP'S CUP: Uhhhhhhhhhhh, that's not.... orange juice and ginger ale? That's weird. Why all the fruit? Is this a Tiki Pimp Cup? You know what NO.
PIÑA: Fuck everything about this. Tequila in a piña colada? Why the simple syrup? NO.
F ME HARD: I can't fuck you any harder than this drink will. NO.
FUBAR: Okay, you're not even trying are you? NO.
FUDGESICLE: Jeff, go home. NO.

[NutshellGulag]

So if you need some drink suggestions I found some F Plus related recipes in a bartender's book.
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What, no AMF?

[Ragnarok Boobies]

PETRODACTYL: This is just a screwdriver using leftover garbage. Also Southern Comfort and Amaretto? Yeah, good thing you put the grenadine in, it wasn't sweet enough. NO.
PUCCINI: Midori and orange juice? Okay, I guess. Looks like Tuaca is a vanilla liqueur, which doesn't fill me with confidence, but what the hell. SURE.
LEG SPREADER: No, that's poison. Don't encourage people to poison women, bartending book. NO.
LEMON BOMB: Why are you turning lemon drops into Sour Patch Kids? NO.
LEMON DROP: That's not how you make a lemon drop.
LEMON DROP 2: That is also not how you make a lemon drop.
LEMON DROP FROM SCRATCH: Ooh you might have found it. Provided 3viltiki didn't crop out the words "Campari", "Malibu" and "Ouzo", YES.
PIMP'S CUP: Uhhhhhhhhhhh, that's not.... orange juice and ginger ale? That's weird. Why all the fruit? Is this a Tiki Pimp Cup? You know what NO.
PIÑA: Fuck everything about this. Tequila in a piña colada? Why the simple syrup? NO.
F ME HARD: I can't fuck you any harder than this drink will. NO.
FUBAR: Okay, you're not even trying are you? NO.
FUDGESICLE: Jeff, go home. NO.

I didn't say they were good recipes.

[Yavuz]

PETRODACTYL: This is just a screwdriver using leftover garbage. Also Southern Comfort and Amaretto? Yeah, good thing you put the grenadine in, it wasn't sweet enough. NO.
PUCCINI: Midori and orange juice? Okay, I guess. Looks like Tuaca is a vanilla liqueur, which doesn't fill me with confidence, but what the hell. SURE.
LEG SPREADER: No, that's poison. Don't encourage people to poison women, bartending book. NO.
LEMON BOMB: Why are you turning lemon drops into Sour Patch Kids? NO.
LEMON DROP: That's not how you make a lemon drop.
LEMON DROP 2: That is also not how you make a lemon drop.
LEMON DROP FROM SCRATCH: Ooh you might have found it. Provided 3viltiki didn't crop out the words "Campari", "Malibu" and "Ouzo", YES.
PIMP'S CUP: Uhhhhhhhhhhh, that's not.... orange juice and ginger ale? That's weird. Why all the fruit? Is this a Tiki Pimp Cup? You know what NO.
PIÑA: Fuck everything about this. Tequila in a piña colada? Why the simple syrup? NO.
F ME HARD: I can't fuck you any harder than this drink will. NO.
FUBAR: Okay, you're not even trying are you? NO.
FUDGESICLE: Jeff, go home. NO.

I didn't say they were good recipes.

The F Plus: Terrible Cocktails, Drunk With No Enthusiasm

[A Meat]

PETRODACTYL: This is just a screwdriver using leftover garbage. Also Southern Comfort and Amaretto? Yeah, good thing you put the grenadine in, it wasn't sweet enough. NO.
PUCCINI: Midori and orange juice? Okay, I guess. Looks like Tuaca is a vanilla liqueur, which doesn't fill me with confidence, but what the hell. SURE.
LEG SPREADER: No, that's poison. Don't encourage people to poison women, bartending book. NO.
LEMON BOMB: Why are you turning lemon drops into Sour Patch Kids? NO.
LEMON DROP: That's not how you make a lemon drop.
LEMON DROP 2: That is also not how you make a lemon drop.
LEMON DROP FROM SCRATCH: Ooh you might have found it. Provided 3viltiki didn't crop out the words "Campari", "Malibu" and "Ouzo", YES.
PIMP'S CUP: Uhhhhhhhhhhh, that's not.... orange juice and ginger ale? That's weird. Why all the fruit? Is this a Tiki Pimp Cup? You know what NO.
PIÑA: Fuck everything about this. Tequila in a piña colada? Why the simple syrup? NO.
F ME HARD: I can't fuck you any harder than this drink will. NO.
FUBAR: Okay, you're not even trying are you? NO.
FUDGESICLE: Jeff, go home. NO.

I didn't say they were good recipes.

The F Plus: Terrible Cocktails, Drunk With No Enthusiasm

The F Plus: Terrible Booze, Downed with Resentment

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

So is the official cocktail of 24 Terrible Hours just 24oz of different trash liquors you forgot about in the back of a cabinet somewhere? Like some popov skittles vodka someone gave you for Christmas because they "Heard you liked making drinks", any amount of Fireball, some triple sec that the label fell off of, stove cleaner brandy, and just 2% milk.