Sent off the Chauceresque mess to a friend who studies medieval English and her response was "I know Middle English doesn’t have standardized spelling, but literally none of this is correct and I just don’t understand how this happened".
I gave it one more glance and realized that if I didn't actually focus on the words, it made some sort of sense, which is terrifying.
Also, I can't get away from the knowledge that in FF12, there's no autosave function, no custom naming, and the necrohol is in, but not actually, a swamp.
Why must this poetry be so wrong on multiple levels?
Why must I have retained this much knowledge of Final Fantasy XII??