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Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: Lemon on November 05, 2017, 10:10:13 am
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Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on November 05, 2017, 11:19:13 am
This might be the worst meme reading yet.

Edit: Wow, I had no idea that Squiddy could do the Bozarth Blubber.

Edit #2:  Ahoylemon.xyz is not a law firm.
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: Cheapskate on November 05, 2017, 04:30:46 pm
I’m so glad you asked about my favorite Buster Keaton gag! Dude was the Jackie Chan of the 1920s.
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: SirSlarty on November 05, 2017, 07:07:24 pm
I'd like to read an essay by Lemon about memes.
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: Dawnswalker on November 05, 2017, 07:08:42 pm
There is something satisfying about opening up a new package of Crisco, but I don't think I could get a novella's worth of words out of it.
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: Neal on November 05, 2017, 07:14:57 pm
QUINOASHINGTON
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on November 05, 2017, 07:54:04 pm
When the quinwar comes, couscous lovers will be the first up against the quinwall.
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on November 05, 2017, 08:29:40 pm
I'd like to read an essay by Lemon about memes.SirSlarty, November 05, 2017, 07:07:24 pm
A peer-reviewed paper by Lemon, Portaxx and Lowtax.
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: dromat on November 05, 2017, 09:38:06 pm
I love the concept of the preambles to recipes, i was laughing pretty hard. Great show yall!
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: EYE OF ZA on November 06, 2017, 02:29:15 am
This episode reminded me of the idea I had a while back to make a recipe site, but instead of using the preamble to blog about my life, it would be short serialized pulp adventure stories, like explaining how they picked up this recipe for coconut borscht after leading a mutiny on a Soviet nuclear submarine and landing on an uncharted tropical island.

Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: Vinny Possum on November 06, 2017, 03:22:50 am
Lentils and White trash enchiladas have never been so infuriating
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 06, 2017, 11:20:53 pm
I just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find a correlation between day drinking and Mommy/crafting dad type bloggers after Squiddy made some jokes in this episode. It turns out that statistics on alcoholic dependency show a decrease in recent years in the U.S. while "Mommy" blogs have ballooned into the millions since 2011.

While anecdotal evidence shows that people are likely to come up with bad ideas over brunch cocktails, my theory does not pan out when you get to the actual statistics.
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: znarf on November 08, 2017, 02:20:31 pm
This episode was a funny sleep hit sort of episode.  The idea didn't sound too funny at first, but I was dying.  Achilles and Squiddy killed.
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on November 08, 2017, 04:11:27 pm
Achilles and Squiddy killed.znarf, November 08, 2017, 02:20:31 pm
I'm listening to it again right now, and Squiddy's breakdown at the end might be her best performance since the fuckdoll episode.
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: Yiffing In The Name Of on November 09, 2017, 01:31:55 pm
That meme reading by Lemon was the heaviest thing ever read on the podcast. I was screaming internally the whole time.

It kinda made me want to make a compilation of Lemon overreacting at memes; the only episode that comes to mind for now is Ridiculist's Passions but I remember another one where Portaxx is memeing from the intro on but I cannot put a name on it, I guess you could call that a Catch-22. Anyone remembers which one that would be? Also, if you can remember any other episodes where Lemon gets meme'd at?
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on November 09, 2017, 02:06:47 pm
That meme reading by Lemon was the heaviest thing ever read on the podcast. I was screaming internally the whole time.

It kinda made me want to make a compilation of Lemon overreacting at memes; the only episode that comes to mind for now is Ridiculist's Passions but I remember another one where Portaxx is memeing from the intro on but I cannot put a name on it, I guess you could call that a Catch-22. Anyone remembers which one that would be? Also, if you can remember any other episodes where Lemon gets meme'd at?
Yiffing In The Name Of, November 09, 2017, 01:31:55 pm
I think the catch-22 one was the intj episode. I also made Lemon scream at me about memes on the nation states episode.
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on November 09, 2017, 02:31:51 pm
The one that really kicked things off was Something Something Disrupt.
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 09, 2017, 08:11:25 pm
Catch 22 stuff came from the r/intj episode, I know that much
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: SirSlarty on November 09, 2017, 11:01:28 pm
That was the quail episode.
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: Sherman Tank on December 13, 2017, 10:38:25 am
I know it's a bit late to say this, but my God this woman is one of the most infuriating people ever featured on this podcast.  She makes me ridiculously and unreasonably angry.
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: The Prufroquette on January 28, 2018, 02:24:00 pm
This episode was my gateway drug to The F Plus, which was recommended back in December by a Facebook friend of a Facebook friend (who has since, and solely on this basis, become my Facebook friend) on someone's random post about cooking.  I haven't laughed that hard in at least a year, and am now thoroughly hooked.  I love listening to this much terribleness, and this much laughter.
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: Neal on February 02, 2019, 09:59:31 pm
https://twitter.com/JenAshleyWright/status/1091560965756329984
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: Neal on May 07, 2019, 10:39:09 am
Apropos of this episode: https://thebibliosphere.tumblr.com/post/145440454846/ridiculously-easy
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: EYE OF ZA on November 01, 2019, 03:50:47 am

lol (https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/recipe-filter/ahlcdjbkdaegmljnnncfnhiioiadakae?hl=en)
Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: Doctor Interrogative on December 01, 2022, 02:13:03 pm
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Title: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Post by: Lemon on December 01, 2022, 04:19:02 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fi5CrdyXoAIpUUm?format=jpg&name=medium)
Doctor Interrogative, December 01, 2022, 02:13:03 pm

That made me laugh harder than I've laughed in a while.