Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[auaurorau]

i kind of want to write a review of all the puns in ai: the somnium files, but that would take like a year of my life. still, it's worth considering

[chai tea latte]

Hey, remember when english singer, songwriter, and author Lily Allen was twitter beefing with Azealia Banks and so lily allen sent ms banks a photo of her boyfriend's penis in blackface

yeah me too

[Chupasaurus-Rex]

Sous vide is for white folks that are too fancy to pop shit in the microwave.

And who like eating slimy shit.

[Salubrious Rex]

Interviewer: "If you had to pick one word to describe yourself what would it be?"

Me, after a full minute of silent thought: "Rootin' tootin'."

[sambair]

I should not be getting this much joy out of listening to a band called "Church of Misery".

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

We had a new doorbell installation at work and they fucked it up so bad we have no idea when someone is trying to visit us but we get regular contact with people trying to get into a building 200 miles away.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

We had a new doorbell installation at work and they fucked it up so bad we have no idea when someone is trying to visit us but we get regular contact with people trying to get into a building 200 miles away.

Shouldn't have used the Interdimensional Doorbell Installation Services. Ghosts are going to be playing ding dong ditch until you get it fixed

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

If I see another smug teenager fuckdoll online avatar piloted by a middle aged wo/manchild whose brand is engaging in a collective circle jerk around their drawn Ben 10 hottie alongside a bunch of 16 year old followers in every post while saying their digital ramona flowers cumrag is "cute" because they're still thinking about not getting laid at prom and are resigned to always sublimate their passions into reverence for women's "charms" all the while inexplicably getting money for operating a Twitter dehumanization workshop I will commit a hate crime of such a magnitude Hitler will rise out of his grave in Argentina with an envious tear in his eye at having been outdone and the astute observation that the 4channers who made a fuckable girl totem out of the gestalt idea of a video game at least had the decency to court neonazis next instead of serializing their virginal nymphette OC into a year's worth of pin up posters for 5 bucks a pop on Patreon with enough youth fetishisation props strewn around in-frame that an actual infant would feel put off.

[Ashto]

This is why I don't start conversations with "how are you doing?" anymore.

[Antivehicular]

I have some questions!

[A Meat]

I have some questions!

Yeah that paragraph would apply to like five different pornographers, I can't figure out which one Spooks is referring to either

[sambair]

This has the cadence of a joke, but that's more or less why I stopped watching Internet pornography.

I'm going to say r/chloe. Also that dude's shit-tier webcomic is so bad it makes Owlturd look like The Oatmeal.

[Dr. Buttplug]

"...makes Owlturd look like The Oatmeal."

To me they melt into a largely inoffensive mélange of mediocre gag comics. I even get similar levels of second hand embarrassment from both of them.

[Antivehicular]

Is r/chloe the one where the artist has said that the girl is 16 if she's clothed and 18 if she's naked? If so: questions rescinded, totally agree

[Dr. Buttplug]

It's gotta suck to be an Opossum. Despised for years, you finally get your PR team together to change your image then, BOOM, new cuter, fuzzier possums in the southern hemisphere steal your thunder.