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Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on July 28, 2017, 05:01:17 pm
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Hell yeah Motörhead in the intro this ep is gonna rule.
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Joey likes
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So, what you're saying is, you bought a couple of these for the Live Afterparty, right?
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Boots gets play of the episode for the Twilight Imperium joke.
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Choose however many of these tag suggestions you need to win the game:
"magick"
"feminism? aaaaaaaaaah!"
"great britain's greatest perverts"
"please give me money for my stupid idea"
"pornography"
"oppression fetish"
"nerds"
"furries"
"conservatives"
"insanity"
"politics"
"useless tiny detail fetish"
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I wanna say that all the games I found for this document were through the Related Games function. I thought to browse the newest releases and saw that, you know, there's a fair amount of honest to goodness fun looking games that I could see somebody enjoying - It's not all bad. But the thing is, if you're in the well of shit already, there's absolutely no getting out through the Related Games function. So I suppose I must congratulate thegamecrafter.com on having such a robust related games algorithm!
As a ballp.it bonus, here is a game that I chose not to include in the document, because this thing is, God, it's just a thick layer of perversion that you can't express in a podcast format:
https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/solo-bound-female-sbf-pyrosthenes-deluxe-edition
I urge you to look at the rules .pdf in the ad copy. It's the longest thing.
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Magic: The Shaggening.
i posted this in the wrong thread first
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I realized during editing that newjerseyexit.com does NOT include marbles in the list of things that come with game purchase. I guess the guy who made the damn thing lost them all.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets my Don Knotts and James Stewart impersonations mixed up.
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So "Debbie does Japan" isn't a vintage classic. I'm the only one. Ok then, moving on....
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Hey guys, let's have a Ballp.it games night!
Anyone? No?
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I wanna say that all the games I found for this document were through the Related Games function. I thought to browse the newest releases and saw that, you know, there's a fair amount of honest to goodness fun looking games that I could see somebody enjoying - It's not all bad. But the thing is, if you're in the well of shit already, there's absolutely no getting out through the Related Games function. So I suppose I must congratulate thegamecrafter.com on having such a robust related games algorithm!
As a ballp.it bonus, here is a game that I chose not to include in the document, because this thing is, God, it's just a thick layer of perversion that you can't express in a podcast format:
https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/solo-bound-female-sbf-pyrosthenes-deluxe-edition
I urge you to look at the rules .pdf in the ad copy. It's the longest thing.
Spooks, July 28, 2017, 06:31:15 pm
I on the other hand, did search the newest stuff when you showed me this site and got material for a different doc out of it
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I'm surprised nobody noticed they also have forums.
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Considering how easily GamerGaters are parted with their money, I've always toyed around with the idea of producing some piece of shit (not literally.... although.... hmm....) and marketing it towards them. Any negative reviews I receive for this piece of trash will be spun as CENSORSHIP by THE FEMINISTS; just look at that guy in this episode who gave the game five stars not because it was good or because he had any experience with it, but because someone gave it one star. You know how Abraham Lincoln (allegedly) said that you can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time? GamerGaters are the later; they are fooled all of the time. The question isn't if these guys will waste their money on shit, it's what shit they'll spend it on.
Honestly, though, if I did this (and I almost certainly won't), I'd probably feel guilty and donate all of it to the SPLC or ADL or NAACP or someone.
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just look at that guy in this episode who gave the game five stars not because it was good or because he had any experience with it, but because someone gave it one star.
Psammetichus, July 30, 2017, 06:33:24 pm
Spoiler alert: that guy was the creator of the game.
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Well, I guess that makes it slightly less worse. At least he had motivation other than "GODDAMN SJWs AAARRRGHH!!!"
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Well, I guess that makes it slightly less worse. At least he had motivation other than "GODDAMN SJWs AAARRRGHH!!!"
Psammetichus, July 30, 2017, 07:16:58 pm
Actually, that pretty much is his motivation. He's gotten kicked off of gaming sites for defending rape, and his latest product is a licensed Gor RPG.
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This is a single word, but STOG's awe when his 76 year old mother's false teeth fall out is... ⭐INCREDIBLE⭐
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That furry game is really just adult Mystery Date.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_Date_(game)
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Hello, intrepid card game affectionados! Is the Dating Deck not getting you enough pussy? Boy howdy, do I have the upgrade for you!
Vanduul Against Humanity
(https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/vanduul-against-humanity)Unofficial, Star Citizen themed expansion for Cards Against Humanity
Into the Star Citizen community? Need a game to play at fan events? Want to show off your humorous knowledge of Star Citizen memes? THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!!
Vanduul Against Humanity is a fan-made collaboration project to create an unofficial Cards Against Humanity expansion. Sourced from the Bar Citizens, the RSI forums, Reddit and elsewhere, this is a passion project sourced from a million Citizens.
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/files.thegamecrafter.com/04463f02be992c18ab5c89a185c763c1ce90e0f3) (https://s3.amazonaws.com/files.thegamecrafter.com/a9da661a9db07b65e2cf7ccb4f0bc11db323184a)
Considering I'm the person who made the F+ themed CAH deck, I shouldn't be the one to mock, but really. At least the F+ has released something enjoyable in the past 5 years.
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I just want to spell this out for everyone: this game has been released before the game it's spinning off of has.
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Someone should make a Star Citizen doc. There's so much insane theorycrafting about a game that does not and will never exist.
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Someone should make a Star Citizen doc. There's so much insane theorycrafting about a game that does not and will never exist.
PimpmastaShermanTankGuy, December 03, 2017, 04:44:42 pm
Star Citizen fans are the saddest but most funny topic possible. They're both frantically theorycrafting/roleplaying for a game that will never form but also dumping tons of money to get pictures of ships they'll never get to fly.
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Is there anyway to go to read up on the Star Citizen Madness?
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Something Awful has a sort of encyclopedia of events, but I haven't seen anything documenting all the drama outside of it. A kickstarter that massive and fucked up, it's gotta exist.
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Having drifted in and out of the fake internet spaceship scene since 2013 or so, I'm probably going to end up being the preeminent expert on it here?
On one side: legions of tragically hopeful spacegame nerds who are convinced that if they throw enough money at Chris Roberts, they'll be able to eventually play some insane combination of EVE/Arma 3/FreeSpace 2/Mount Your Friends . . . in spaaaaaace.
On the other side: literal actual Derek Smart (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIn1_9YvGds).
Both sides end up sorta being more annoying than anything else. If anything, the real drama boils down to the turgidly boring minutiae of project management and running a company. If you want to catch up on it, this is actually a pretty good article (http://www.kotaku.co.uk/2016/09/23/inside-the-troubled-development-of-star-citizen) (apparently Kotaku UK is an entirely different publication?). Yeah there are plenty of overenthusiastic crazy people theorycrafting about "well at the 52:05 mark of this youtube video posted 4 years ago, So-And-So Developer says this, and THAT means that the Poopoo ship will be able to fit inside the Peepee ship!!!!!!!!!" Aside from Derek Smart occasionally showing up and being an astoundingly incompetent egomaniac, the only real drama is stuff like "omg, I paid $500 for this ship two years ago, and now you release a ship for $400 that's better than it???????????? How dare you I never could have foreseen this eventuality that spending $500 on a fake internet spaceship in a game that doesn't exist yet could possibly be a bad decision!!!!!" Anyway, I don't know that it would make much of an episode . . . rarely do I find 'generic forum drama' to be entertaining in and of itself (if the forum isn't about fucking bees or whatever), but there are definitely plenty of entitled idiots to be found.
(Full disclosure: I have definitely spent too much money on fake internet spaceships, but I at least knew it was a bad idea going in. Y'all can join me on my spaceship when the full game releases in 2030.)
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There's some amazing things that got posted in the Star Citizen forums:
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(https://i.imgur.com/yKHJ40c.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/hzHhZgk.jpg)
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Here's my encapsulation of Star Citizen: Imagine if people had never stopped giving a shit about Duke Nukem Forever.
I am sure the game will come out at some point. I am also sure it will be a buggy, unfinished mess, a withering shadow of what was actually promised.
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I've been doing nothing but reading about Star Citizen drama all weekend. It's so good.
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If the crytek suit doesn't literally end the project, I'm still kinda optimistic. I've gotten ~45 hours of gameplay out of it so far, and a good portion of the ships are flyable, and tbh taht's all I was expecting. Obviously they've promised a lot more and are digging deeper and deeper but as far as what I was hoping for out of an honest space sim, I've gotten all the wow factor I wanted. Obviously yeah a good portion of the fanbase is delusional as fuck but also more self aware than I would have expected. For comparison, No Man's Sky. Somehow people to this day are still defending that dumpster fire.
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I've been doing nothing but reading about Star Citizen drama all weekend. It's so good.
Guts Going Nutz, December 18, 2017, 12:36:54 am
Same! I've been loving every single detail that pops up about it. It's like EVE Online but even better because it doesn't fucking exist.
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Haha yeah the forums are an absolute cesspit. And yes, there's a significant chance that even if they pull it off and release a finished, polished, functional product, they'll royally fuck up some critical component (MMO economies are easy, right??) or it simply won't be fun. At this point, through the magic of scope creep, they're basically trying to build Arma -- and they're having to learn the hard way a lot of the lessons Bohemia had to learn over the years. (e.g. wow, you mean a default 'press E to use' FPS action button is insufficient when you have nineteen things all next to eachother you can interact with?)
Even in its current janktastic state though, the swarm PvE wave mode stuff has given me some of the most enjoyable dogfighty fun I've had in a very long time. Co-op with friends, it's a great time. Elite: Dangerous is lovely and all (and is really good in VR), but the dogfighting in Star Citizen feels much crazier and more visceral.
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I've been doing nothing but reading about Star Citizen drama all weekend. It's so good.
Guts Going Nutz, December 18, 2017, 12:36:54 am
Same! I've been loving every single detail that pops up about it. It's like EVE Online but even better because it doesn't fucking exist.
Knitting Machine, December 18, 2017, 05:27:51 pm
I love that in the time this happened Eve has gone free to play, so I've been able to just fuck around in a dumb space ship shooting rocks while listening to other nerds pay thousands to say how they're gonna totally shoot rocks with a WAY COOLER space ship they have a picture of in like six years.
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Considering how easily GamerGaters are parted with their money, I've always toyed around with the idea of producing some piece of shit (not literally.... although.... hmm....) and marketing it towards them. Any negative reviews I receive for this piece of trash will be spun as CENSORSHIP by THE FEMINISTS; just look at that guy in this episode who gave the game five stars not because it was good or because he had any experience with it, but because someone gave it one star. You know how Abraham Lincoln (allegedly) said that you can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time? GamerGaters are the later; they are fooled all of the time. The question isn't if these guys will waste their money on shit, it's what shit they'll spend it on.
Honestly, though, if I did this (and I almost certainly won't), I'd probably feel guilty and donate all of it to the SPLC or ADL or NAACP or someone.
Psammetichus, July 30, 2017, 06:33:24 pm
When the dust settles on Star Citizen, there is going to be whole careers based on the group dynamics of stupidity. I'm sure there's fplus-worthy stuff out there if I wasn't more worried they'd stalk us all.
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https://guiltygame.com/
The Game Crafter has no monopoly (no pun intended) on horrible board games. Plenty of them just spring up ex nihilo online.
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This sounds like it could have been a fun concept for a game but then you scroll down and every individual character is the worst most offensive thing ever. Joy!
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That furry game is really just adult Mystery Date.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_Date_(game)
Shell Game, July 31, 2017, 03:26:07 pm
I was thinking Mystery Date but I think it's actually a direct ripoff of this Sweet Valley High board game (https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/6563/sweet-valley-high (https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/6563/sweet-valley-high)) I had when I was a kid. You need to pick a partner and collect what you need for your date (but instead of fetishes and sex toys, it's an outfit, props, and a teacher chaperone to go on the date with you. Same difference.) It lacks the randomness factor you get in Mystery Date, and the only thing they changed was that when you get a date in SVH you get to stop playing, but for Furpile I guess you just keep going until you're too horny.
(Sometimes listening to a podcast to go to sleep is a bad idea, when you're a real gamer with real gamer knowledge.)