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Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: Lemon on May 23, 2021, 03:30:25 pm
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/82/c7/22/82c7229bed1998f5449d8c9dca9cd6dc.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/episode/355)
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: Jam on May 24, 2021, 07:30:56 pm
Oh god, listening to this episode has made me very concerned, I was waiting for a train the other day and I was wearing a fairly nice wool coat, and this guy came up to me and said he liked my coat. At the time I thought it was nice but a bit weird, now I’m very afraid
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: ham burger on May 24, 2021, 08:19:41 pm
i woke up in a cold sweat thinking of the sentence "it's been twenty years since i last spoke to a woman, let alone one wearing a sweater"

what a fucking statement. what a tremendous microscope to put yourself under. there's absolutely so much revealed about this person with so little.

a full fifty percent of the population wholesale rejects me and the problem with that is that i can't get a boner about them
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: Cat Walking On Keyboard on May 24, 2021, 11:53:51 pm
A day later and I'm still reeling from AskReddit dude's invention of combinatorial masturbation.
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: EYE OF ZA on May 25, 2021, 12:23:52 am
Dude figured out a way to keep from hyperfixating on any one fetish object. Truly an inspiration to perverts everywhere.
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 25, 2021, 06:17:57 am
Not once was the term "sweater puppies" used.
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: KingKalamari on May 25, 2021, 07:14:05 am
(https://i.imgur.com/a0F6Tpu.png)
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: Boots Raingear on May 25, 2021, 01:50:27 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/9FgA6qz.png)
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: jim and the mammograms on May 25, 2021, 04:56:36 pm
The fetishes about benign discomforts always get me. Like, sure, yeah, okay, the extreme feelings potentially attached to being ripped apart by a werewolf or whatever can be reinterpreted as erotic, cool, no big deal, but these stories about getting off by wearing a sweater that is too warm and itchy are just... like, you can do that any old time. Fantasizing about the details of that instead of just getting some cheap shitty wool and getting your own uncomfortable sweater is just delightfully baffling to me.
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: adrenochrome dome on May 25, 2021, 07:03:40 pm
The fetishes about benign discomforts always get me. Like, sure, yeah, okay, the extreme feelings potentially attached to being ripped apart by a werewolf or whatever can be reinterpreted as erotic, cool, no big deal, but these stories about getting off by wearing a sweater that is too warm and itchy are just... like, you can do that any old time. Fantasizing about the details of that instead of just getting some cheap shitty wool and getting your own uncomfortable sweater is just delightfully baffling to me.
jim and the mammograms, May 25, 2021, 04:56:36 pm

I'd wager that a lot of mundane fetishists are doing things like that when it's low effort. I think the interest in fiction and hypotheticals in addition to that is just part of the obsession.
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 27, 2021, 06:15:22 am
Surely for consistency in style, you go for sweaterfeti.sh?
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: Puppy Time on May 27, 2021, 07:12:53 pm
Ugh I have sensory issues with wool so listening to this episode is like double unpleasant. Shudders from the weirdos, shudders from "ugh no that sounds awful to wear!"

Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: Salubrious Rex on May 28, 2021, 12:13:44 am

Puppy Time, May 27, 2021, 07:12:53 pm

Devastated to learn that Bigfoot was just a guy jerking it over sweaters.
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: A Meat on May 28, 2021, 03:58:32 am

Devastated to learn that Bigfoot was just a guy jerking it over sweaters.
Salubrious Rex, May 28, 2021, 12:13:44 am
damn, guess they really pulled the wool over our eyes
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: Antivehicular on May 28, 2021, 10:55:59 pm
I can hear the exact whine of a guy saying "I'm going to punish you for messing up my bondage!" Does someone out there have a fetish for getting dommed by dweebs? Is that where the nerd thigh strangulation people came from??
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: Puppy Time on May 28, 2021, 11:46:50 pm
I can hear the exact whine of a guy saying "I'm going to punish you for messing up my bondage!" Does someone out there have a fetish for getting dommed by dweebs? Is that where the nerd thigh strangulation people came from??
Antivehicular, May 28, 2021, 10:55:59 pm

A lot of dweebs have a fetish for punishing women hth
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: thelizzerd on May 29, 2021, 12:41:45 am
Everyone I've dated has been nerdy/dweeby. I don't think it's a fetish. It's just I'm also a dweeb, so it's all I can pull.
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: Lemon on May 29, 2021, 02:13:56 pm
Everyone I've dated has been nerdy/dweeby. I don't think it's a fetish. It's just I'm also a dweeb, so it's all I can pull.
thelizzerd, May 29, 2021, 12:41:45 am

Not according to the porn I watch
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 29, 2021, 02:15:43 pm
Wanting to dominate a human is a dweeb trait, yes
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: chai tea latte on May 29, 2021, 03:22:45 pm
Wanting to dominate a human is a dweeb trait, yes
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop, May 29, 2021, 02:15:43 pm
and wanting to own a dweeb is a human trait
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: jim and the mammograms on May 29, 2021, 04:43:38 pm
Wanting to dominate a human is a dweeb trait, yes
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop, May 29, 2021, 02:15:43 pm
and wanting to own a dweeb is a human trait
chai tea latte, May 29, 2021, 03:22:45 pm

but to own a dweeb who owns another dweeb is divine
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: Puppy Time on May 29, 2021, 09:20:01 pm
I feel like dweeb upkeep is expensive and annoying enough that it really makes more sense to just rent one, should you find yourself in need of one.
Title: 355: SWEATER FETISH
Post by: EYE OF ZA on May 29, 2021, 09:22:11 pm
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single person in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a dweeb.”