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Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on October 03, 2013, 07:36:04 pm
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with Boots Raingear, John Toast, Isfahan, Victor Laszlo, and Lemon.
Edited by Lemon
There's moments of blissful comfort that can be undeniably wonderful. To find someone that you care about, and wrap their body around your own, silently sharing a few moments of euphoric, peaceful togetherness, is there anything better than that? The people in this week's episode would say: Yes, it would be better if she was flat and she just spent an hour talking about how flat she was, that would be totally hot. Because this podcast is still going strong, and as it turns out we haven't exhausted the weird fetishes yet, so this time it's about the object of your affection being flat. This week, The F Plus can't just play the theme song once.
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Juice and I were talking over Skype. He said, "Man, I wish the F Plus would update."
Then I heard the click of a mouse, and a strangled gasp of joy.
Congratulations, Lemon. You have helped a wizard discover his powers.
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Goddamn, you guys have gone and dug up a fetish that I didn't know about. Kudos to you, you beautiful crazy people.
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I honestly though I've heard of just about every internet fetish but you guys found the fetish equivalent of TERRA INCOGNITA on old timey maps.
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the fetish equivalent of TERRA INCOGNITA on old timey maps
Duster, October 03, 2013, 10:58:21 pm
Here Be Dragons Getting Steamrollered While Also Having Gigantic Dildos In Their Asses
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Yay, after all the trouble it's finally here! Oh, and Lemon? You're missing tags on episodes 111 and 112.
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Holy shit is this Flat Stanley the fettish?
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Somehow, I was expecting more jokes about this being the bizarre inverse of inflation fetish. Or possibly the insinuation that these people jerk it to Paper Mario.
WELL NOW I'VE MADE THE JOKES SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
...also dear lord have mercy, the F+ jingle is a work of fine art. Please include it in all future episodes.
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I've only just started listening to this but I already fucking love it. That jingle is so goddamn terrifying.
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...also dear lord have mercy, the F+ jingle is a work of fine art. Please include it in all future episodes.
Ansemaru, October 04, 2013, 04:39:27 am
Counterpoint: the F+ jingle is a goddamn corkscrew in the ear, it could no shit turn people away from listening, please do not use it ever again.
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...also dear lord have mercy, the F+ jingle is a work of fine art. Please include it in all future episodes.
Ansemaru, October 04, 2013, 04:39:27 am
Counterpoint: the F+ jingle is a goddamn corkscrew in the ear, it could no shit turn people away from listening, please do not use it ever again.
Isfahan, October 04, 2013, 10:44:27 am
I'm with you, having had the brilliant idea of "put the new episode on right before I go to bed to help me unwind" last night. I swear I lost two hours of sleep from that fucking thing.
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The two tighty-whiteys guys made me smile. I like to imagine that they are now planning their wedding.
Of course, the trade-off is that they can never tell any of their friends how they really met. The magic of being alive these days, indeed.
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Somehow, despite the horrible depersonalizing implications of the fetish, this episode was significantly more joyful than a lot of similar ones.
But possibly anything would have seemed so after that /fucking abyss terror jingle/. Lemon, you made a Shame Based Man reference but you would have to do so much more to balance out the audio horror of that jingle. You a cruel and merciless podcast lord.
(Yay Victor!)
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...also dear lord have mercy, the F+ jingle is a work of fine art. Please include it in all future episodes.
Ansemaru, October 04, 2013, 04:39:27 am
Counterpoint: the F+ jingle is a goddamn corkscrew in the ear, it could no shit turn people away from listening, please do not use it ever again.
Isfahan, October 04, 2013, 10:44:27 am
Agreed. It was funny the first time but it would be a real pain to listen to every episode.
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(Yay Victor!)
advancedclass, October 04, 2013, 12:12:54 pm
Yay!
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The two tighty-whiteys guys made me smile. I like to imagine that they are now planning their wedding.
Of course, the trade-off is that they can never tell any of their friends how they really met. The magic of being alive these days, indeed.
Cuddlegoose, October 04, 2013, 11:43:48 am
I think you have a very different image in your head of their friends than I do.
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I think you have a very different image in your head of their friends than I do.
jack-chick, October 05, 2013, 04:28:54 am
Is it "having one at all"
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The jingle has been stuck in my head for hours. When should I contact a doctor?
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The jingle has been stuck in my head for hours. When should I contact a doctor?
Juice Unlimited, October 07, 2013, 12:13:28 pm
The F+ jingle may not be right for everyone. Consult your doctor before using F+ jingle. Side effects are known to include nausea, headaches, upset stomachs, and nausea. Pregnant women should avoid F+ jingle to prevent potential birth defects.
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The best fetishes are the ones that baffle more than they disgust.
This still doesn't beat butt ghosts though.
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...also dear lord have mercy, the F+ jingle is a work of fine art. Please include it in all future episodes.
Ansemaru, October 04, 2013, 04:39:27 am
Counterpoint: the F+ jingle is a goddamn corkscrew in the ear, it could no shit turn people away from listening, please do not use it ever again.
Isfahan, October 04, 2013, 10:44:27 am
I'm with you, having had the brilliant idea of "put the new episode on right before I go to bed to help me unwind" last night. I swear I lost two hours of sleep from that fucking thing.
TheCrawlingChaos, October 04, 2013, 10:57:06 am
I have to agree. I generally fall asleep listening to F+, and there's nothing more jarring than that, er, cacophony, scaring the half-asleep shit out of you at 3am. Hmm. I mean, unless it's unknowingly starting the episode about bug sex when your glasses are off and you meant to press the one after it, and Jesus fuck, I've never screamed louder.
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I have to agree. I generally fall asleep listening to F+, and there's nothing more jarring than that, er, cacophony, scaring the half-asleep shit out of you at 3am. Hmm. I mean, unless it's unknowingly starting the episode about bug sex when your glasses are off and you meant to press the one after it, and Jesus fuck, I've never screamed louder.
Tetriphile, October 08, 2013, 12:19:30 am
You'd think I'd get startled awake by Lemon's GAMERS HIP CLIP voice, but no. It's so soothing.