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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1449535 times)

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Anyone can make a dog shadow puppet, it takes a master to model the knot. Shadow Dragon is proud to present the ne
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I had to listen to the radio on the drive in today and the local station billing themselves as "The Cutting Edge of Rock" played a lot of the same music they did when I was in high school well over a decade ago. Somone's edge needs sharpening.
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I just discovered that I can follow kekeflipnote on twitter, and I am so happy.
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I've never understood the use of the word "cyclopean" as an indicator of size. Size is absolutely not the defining feature of a cyclops.
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I've never understood the use of the word "cyclopean" as an indicator of size. Size is absolutely not the defining feature of a cyclops.
Wrought, June 30, 2018, 04:35:58 pm

It's not their defining characteristic these days, but the cyclopes of Greek mythology were in fact giants in addition to having only one eye.
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up at CERN, they’re smashing records into each other at mind-boggling speeds in order to find out if there’s any rock band better than the Eagles
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Sometimes I worry that I am an old now, but today the thought occurred to me that a decade ago, I was literally a teenager. Maybe not so old after all?

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yahoo answers has had the same editorial special feature titled "why do so many people get angry about politics" for ages now and everyone's still flooding the site with loaded bait questions about the president. its another thing cementing it as the most pathetic website.
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completely pointless thot of the day thread
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Sleep is a socialist lie told to keep precious labor away from businesses.
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completely spherical thought of the day thread

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A woman changed her hair color and I had the instinct to tell her I don't like it. I'm glad I'm at a point in my life where I know not to say anything and that this instinct makes me a bad person.
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Today I learned that there's such a thing as Closed Captioned porn. It feels like something that could only exist so that comedians could update their jokes about Braille Playboys (which are also a thing that actually exists, albeit they're articles only).
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