Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Me and the fellows at Oxford have come to a compromise after long debates and are officially renaming it to "The proof is in the pudding and the proof of the proof that is in the pudding is in the eating of the proof of the pudding and the pudding" in order to please everyone.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Fucking hate it when I finish something and it turns out there's a sequel. I thought I was getting my backlog down but now there's a cliffhanger and I've got three more books to read.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

christianity is just another isekai. "in another world in the sky with my halo". ok. fuck off weebs.

[A Meat]

surgical steel kitchen implements, for your medical grade autopsy kitchen

[GirlKisser420]

The most embarrassing start to a superhero career would be getting invited to study at the X-Men school and pissing your pants on the first day. You’d never be able to get a new codename

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

me: all Women are Queens
Aristotle: Go on...
me: *does not understand why this guy can't take a simple statement and leave it at that*

[A Meat]

Twerkers of the world, unite!

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Twerkers of the world, unite!

Oh no, if all the twerkers unite in one synchronized twerking session, then the earth will be thrown off orbit!

[krytton]

a fetish for the erasure of binary values. boolbusting

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

The Titus Andronicus song 'Fatal Flaw' is about bosses with glowing weakpoints

[Salubrious Rex]

Just call me Mario because I'm all bout that *frees Peach*

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

livin' la vida localhost

[auaurorau]

while cleaning the dishwasher i thought about the f plus theory of niche fetishes (someone gets a random boner and associates it with the thing forever), and then realized there's probably an f plus listener who this happened to. and now they're out there somewhere with a bug/clingfilm/whatever fetish

[Mix]

You may now kin the bride

[chai tea latte]

You may now kin the bride

a novelty barbecue apron that says KIN THE COOK and instead of the embarassing ugly woman's breasts in a bikini design it has a The Mountain style full-print design to make it look like a fursuit