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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1447093 times)

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At least once a month, I think about a glassdoor review I saw for a startup that went something like:

Cons:
Overbearing management
No work-life balance

Pros:
Dark environment for programmers
Sin Bucket, June 10, 2021, 02:57:24 pm

I once read one very similar to this, except that the one listed pro (after many serious cons) was "free pretzels."
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Non-fungible tech decks.

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none of the universal's classic monsters are monsters, they're all humans or former humans

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Is it possible to make orgonite experience an orgasm? Knowing that community, they'd probably say "yes"

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Dude that’s not the asexual pride float, someone’s just stuck behind the parade in a Volvo
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happy pride month to small little dogs at the dog park
Salubrious Rex Seth "Slimy" Rollins Great Joe

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throwing a rock through your bosses window with a note with clip-cut-out letters spelling out "can i have next Saturday off"
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throwing a rock through your bosses window with a note with clip-cut-out letters spelling out "can i have next Saturday off"
chai tea latte, June 14, 2021, 01:28:57 pm

You're going to get fired for asking for Saturday off anyways, might as well do it the badass way
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throwing a rock through your bosses window with a note with clip-cut-out letters spelling out "can i have next Saturday off"
chai tea latte, June 14, 2021, 01:28:57 pm
i got Saturday off
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Everybody was a quote unquote "v-tuber" as far as the The Matrix is concerned, and they all ate their cereal soup in it, too.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is making you believe there's a way to get your shit sucked eight ways to paradise that God won't see

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Karl "Popper in the Pussy"s Paradox of Tolerance
Spooks, February 27, 2021, 07:04:07 am

Karl Pooper - The Gaped Society and Its Enemas

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