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Title: 336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch
Post by: Lemon on September 25, 2020, 04:37:35 pm
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71%2ByvlyEnjL._AC_SX466_.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/episode/336)
Title: 336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch
Post by: Secret Gaygent 69 on September 25, 2020, 06:01:14 pm
I just wanna say I found this website by searching on google for "biblical bigfoot".
Title: 336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch
Post by: EYE OF ZA on September 25, 2020, 06:22:21 pm
Biblical Bigfoot was a good Magic Tree House/Goosebumps crossover book but I liked Catholic Chupacabra and Lutheran Loch Ness Monster a little more.
Title: 336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch
Post by: KingKalamari on September 25, 2020, 09:11:48 pm
Dammit, you can't just take the domain "bigfooteruption.com" and not make it into an archive of hardcore Bigfoot erotica!
Title: 336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch
Post by: the ill literate on September 25, 2020, 10:39:14 pm
Who would have guessed that the Curse of the Nephilim was Hank Hill ass?
Title: 336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch
Post by: A Meat on September 26, 2020, 05:20:54 am
Only YOU can prevent Bigfoot blood feuds!
Title: 336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch
Post by: Wrought on September 26, 2020, 12:42:20 pm
I wonder if any of the flashlight enthusiasts started believing in bigfoot just so they had something to look for at night in the woods
Title: 336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch
Post by: chai tea latte on September 26, 2020, 02:04:14 pm
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/52f2459cf44d08bff2471e91a05e8683/3f0dfd0cc623e77c-9a/s1280x1920/1b5ab8be37c7805874c7683676b172a0af882eba.jpg)
Title: 336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch
Post by: eldritchhat on September 27, 2020, 03:26:24 pm
Nephilim Bigfoot and his pet Anubis

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752951587562848497/759873106889277490/image0.jpg)
Title: 336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch
Post by: adrenochrome dome on September 28, 2020, 01:24:17 pm
"Patty" is an affectionate name for the alleged bigfoot in the famous Patterson-Gimlin film. This knowledge brought to you by my teenage obsession with cryptozoology.

(https://miro.medium.com/max/954/0*8JpuYxyToGR-blf_.)
Title: 336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 05, 2020, 08:26:06 am
(https://static.wixstatic.com/media/cc3223_b0f698372ba044818a885d560a658f7d~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_600,h_468,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01/cc3223_b0f698372ba044818a885d560a658f7d~mv2.webp)
Started messing with Corel Painter and made this. Wooh brushes! I was thinking of adding text but I can't find a version of the proverb "There are two sasquatches fighting for your soul, which one survives depends on which one you feed" that fits in the space. 

I'm still learning Corel stuff too. You can't see it because I couldn't get the Beezleboob inspired purple one to come up over the other because of watercolor transparencies but he/she has a butt and is farting.
Title: 336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch
Post by: Antivehicular on October 08, 2020, 08:38:57 pm
I wake up every morning and pray to Yah
And he decreases my number of bigfoots by exactly one
Title: 336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch
Post by: Shell Game on October 09, 2020, 02:00:48 am
I listened to this and retained absolutely nothing about the subject.
Title: 336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch
Post by: Great Joe on October 09, 2020, 02:17:07 am
I got that these guys listen to a lot of Outkast.
Title: 336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch
Post by: Antivehicular on October 09, 2020, 03:04:36 am
I listened to this and retained absolutely nothing about the subject.
Shell Game, October 09, 2020, 02:00:48 am

This is definitely one of those "crazy person's words wash over you, leaving nothing behind" episodes. I mostly got that Bigfoot are descended from Nephilim, and also they take fuckin' majestic shits.
Title: 336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch
Post by: Lemon on October 09, 2020, 10:02:18 pm
I wake up every morning and pray to Yah
And he decreases my number of bigfoots by exactly one
Antivehicular, October 08, 2020, 08:38:57 pm

Everybody's paying attention to dogs these days.