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Topic: John Toast  (Read 4335 times)

Sherman Tank

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John Toast
Bad puns; fat voice.

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John Toast #1
joooooooooohnTOAST!

Isfahan

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John Toast #2
I wish I could come up with half of the funny shit he does.

"Grind down Sonic the Hedgehog 2 cartridges?" I mean God damn!

goombapolice

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John Toast #3
I would say John comes up with some of the best jokes out of all the ridiculists

But he pays for it by also coming up with some of the worst, and has a curse where he cannot discern between the two
Ashto babudarabu Gyro John Toast

A Meat

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John Toast #4
I'm a pun slut, I don't care if they're good or bad, just keep 'em coming

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John Toast #5
I'm a pun slut, I don't care if they're good or bad, just keep 'em coming
A Meat, February 09, 2016, 01:36:28 am
There's a craft to bad puns. If they're terrible enough to make everyone else in the room groan and complain, then you've created art.

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John Toast #6
Being wrapped around Andre the Giant caused us all to lose our damn minds. Good stuff.

Sherman Tank

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John Toast #7
Being wrapped around Andre the Giant caused us all to lose our damn minds. Good stuff.
portaxx, February 09, 2016, 03:26:12 am

I remember those Honeycomb cereal commercials too.

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John Toast #8
"John Toast" has the same cadence as "James Joyce".

Now relisten to the James Joyce episode.

John Toast

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John Toast #9
"John Toast" has the same cadence as "James Joyce".

Now relisten to the James Joyce episode.
EYE OF ZA, February 09, 2016, 10:09:17 am

Fun fact: sometimes during recordings, Boots will recite a James Joyce line and end it with "John Toast!"
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