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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 489199 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #255
Isfahan: Foal chose this moment to yank at Camilla's shirt collar and expose a nipple to which she applied her mouth after lingeringly licking the areola, tongueing as those teenagers who have no sense of ending or a purpose to their flickering until they come upon the other tongue which they suck and sup at like nowitweretheassuredendingoftheworld [INHALES]

Bunnybread: That was worth it, right?

This was 90 episodes ago and I don't think there's been a single worse writer since

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F Plus Quotes Thread #256
Isfahan: Foal chose this moment to yank at Camilla's shirt collar and expose a nipple to which she applied her mouth after lingeringly licking the areola, tongueing as those teenagers who have no sense of ending or a purpose to their flickering until they come upon the other tongue which they suck and sup at like nowitweretheassuredendingoftheworld [INHALES]

Bunnybread: That was worth it, right?

This was 90 episodes ago and I don't think there's been a single worse writer since
fruithag, June 24, 2015, 06:34:09 pm

Since that episode? That one story in Episode 112 (the woman-crushing one) gives it a run for its money, if not outright beats it.

Lemon had it right, though. The worst writer since the beginning is still the guy who wrote "superpwerful piss," and that was only 4 episodes before the breast-expansion one.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #257
"Did the fucking mars volta write this?!?"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #258
"Fuuuuck Yooou! Fuck you, fuck your generation, fuck the town you grew up in"
-Lemon, (don't remember which episode)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #259
That sounds like the IDKYBILY girl, Charlizzle-blizzle or whatever her awful nickname was. Which I believe was the indiegogo episode?

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F Plus Quotes Thread #260
Yep, that's after she says "I believe stickers are a method for ending racism". I think that's the third time I've seen that quote in this thread, which is 100% acceptable IMO

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F Plus Quotes Thread #261
Which episode involved a debate on who'd win, Goku or Superman, with one poster angrily declaring "Ki blasts aren't MAGIC they're made FROM magic" and the podcast just losing their shit?

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F Plus Quotes Thread #262
That was some reddit nerds in r/mystupidopinions

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F Plus Quotes Thread #263
Of course it was
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F Plus Quotes Thread #264
I'm drunk on Tropic Chillerz
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F Plus Quotes Thread #265
I love human lasagna. I hate human Mondays.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #266
The Search for Terrestrial Intelligence is probably one of my favourite episodes:

"You sound like a writer for Fox News"
"Um, I already am"
"Oh, I guess that's where you got your style guide from"
"Mmm-hmm"

"No one, on Earth, is gay"
"But I saw one this morning!"
"You might not have been on Earth then, motherfucker"
"[Huge, exaggerated gasp]"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #267
Adam's whole reading of "How to Send Dirty Texts" is so good

"They're... downtown brown"

"It's such a hot balmy Mississippi evening"

"I was masturbating when we were talking, is that okay?"

"Tell the person how your body feels during the exchange!" "I'm all clammy and gross! I'm shivering on towels for you baby!"

Also kumquat's "I DO LOOK LIKE SCARLETT JOHANSSON, WANNA PLAY BASEBALL?"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #268
"They're... downtown brown"
fruithag, July 02, 2015, 12:18:57 am
Sometimes pre-recording chat leaks into episodes. This is what I was drinking, I was taking a swig when he said that.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #269
"'I'm usually an Old Republic girl, but it might be fun to explore some newer territory, that specific territory being in the months or years following Order 66.'"
"I... don't... I don't even know. I don't even know if any of our fans know this."
"It's in the the third movie when--"
"Don't explain thiiiis."
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