F Plus Quotes Thread

[goombapolice]

"I for am APPALLED by having sex on top or inside a giantess's nose, but would love to walk inside  she breasts and I go deep inside her brain or other parts"

Literal perfect reading by Lemon in the giantess episode. I was huddled over and in tears from laughing.

[Spoop]

"You're listening to 96.7, Alternative Holes..."

[positive stress]

"Hello, my name is Osama bin Laden- now, don't hang up, I have some exciting information for you"

[Haydon]

Lemon: ...the Dozerfleet Founder felt as though the faculty was actively trying to sabotage his relationship before it even officially started. First in-lab at-school project together - aw, it's weird how everybody's conspiring to make this relationship work. Um, there was no way to do it without fish parts getting - what the fuck? Oh, oh, I skipped a sentence and all of a sudden they're--
Frank West: I kinda like it better--
Bunnybread: No, no, don't you dare explain this one.
Lemon: Holy shit--
Bunnybread: Don't you dare - keep going.
Lemon: Okay,--
Bunnybread: Keep going, straight ahead.
Lemon: Brrr, sure, okay, fair enough. I'm going to skip ONE sentence. There was no way to do it-- oh my god--
Bunnybread: No way to do what?
Lemon: Okay, hang on... Holy shit - okay. Ha, so I'm skipping one sentence. There was no way to do it without fish parts getting everywhere, including on Carly's face---
Frank West [clearly having realised his entire life has been leading up to this moment]: ...another thing condoms won't protect you from.
[Much laughter]

Still absolutely my favourite bit of your entire corpus, with respect to all the rest of it

[Spoop]

I suffer from a brain injury where everything square to me is fudge.

[positive stress]

STOG: I remember seeing WeirdJohn12 on C-SPAN, he threw his Star Destroyer at the other guy and he won the debate.

Bunnybread: That was Alan Grayson, god damn it, STOG.

[slambam]

"I DO NOT ACCEPT YOUR OPINION"

[Sherlockian]

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, so anyway clit rings."

[STOG]

Boots' performance of "Do You Know A Monkey With An Apartment?" comes startlingly close to some of the most mind-numbing conversations I've ever had in my life (in terms of how he just goes along with what he's saying full stop in the most cheerful, positive, sell-you-this-movie way).

Other person: "This is a story about a monkey named Mac that is raised as a human and forced to be sent back to Africa."
Me: Yup.
Other person: "Meanwhile the boys build a go-cart and so does some girls from school and they race against some bad boys at school who won a go-cart."
Me: Love it.
Other person: "A goofy police is now looking for them, but his priorities are out of order."
Me: (preparing a noose) Great. Wonderful.

[JonRG]

I have a distinct memory of this quote, but I can't for the life of me remember which episode it features in.

Boots: *audibly disgusted* Do I- Do I have to read this next part?
Jack Chick: Not only do you have to read the words, but you have to believe them and they have to become true for you now too.

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

I have a distinct memory of this quote, but I can't for the life of me remember which episode it features in.

Boots: *audibly disgusted* Do I- Do I have to read this next part?
Jack Chick: Not only do you have to read the words, but you have to believe them and they have to become true for you now too.

Boots reading about doll wives, way back in the fuckdoll episode. Also contains:

Boots: "Actually isn't Bunnybread responsible for this [episode]?"
Bunnybread: "Yeah I am, I really am"
Boots: "Yeah fuck you Bunnybread"

[positive stress]

"Chicks be lizards"

[Dawnswalker]

""Knock knock! It's the police...For kids!"

Also:

"Yes, I became a pill-popping medical pig."

[Sherman Tank]

"I don't know what sports are, I'm too busy baking shoes!"

[goombapolice]

"Pronounced 'grey' or 'OI CRIKEY GRUAYH'"