F Plus Quotes Thread

[Old_Zircon]

From the Blurtit episode,  I personally enjoy,  "THE PENIS IS BLOOD!"

It really helped me increase the size of my panic.

PENIS IS BLOOD! is a favorite of mine, too.

[Sherman Tank]

Which was the episode where Lemon says that the document submitter "dumped us in the fucking deep end"?

[positive stress]

Which was the episode where Lemon says that the document submitter "dumped us in the fucking deep end"?

I believe that was "witchyhow.com"

[Sherman Tank]

Yeah, it was.

And for those keeping score at home, the exact quote was "Want to uh, just mention uh, right here at the top that uh this document was made uh, made possible to us by A Meat, uh, thank you A Meat and... uh, dropped us in the fucking deep end."

[Yavuz]

"So that's what happened to the pot roast!" Nutshell's voice is what makes it really work.

[Gyro]

In the context of the growth of ballp.it:

It's gone from like eight people, just, tellin' jokes -

and seven of those people are Isfahan

[Isfahan]

I admit I was one of the people who told Lemon I didn't think forums would catch on, especially if there was a paywall. After the forums did go up, however, I went on a posting rampage to try and get some momentum going.

My rampage has stopped, but I will still accept Lemon's inference that I am the source of 7/8ths of the jokes you read on these forums.

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

I admit I was one of the people who told Lemon I didn't think forums would catch on, especially if there was a paywall. After the forums did go up, however, I went on a posting rampage to try and get some momentum going.

My rampage has stopped, but I will still accept Lemon's inference that I am the source of 7/8ths of the jokes you read on these forums.

When we make the ballp.it movie, now we know who'll say
"It'll never catch on"

[goombapolice]

*Record Scratch*

[Lemon]

the exact quote was "Want to uh, just mention uh, right here at the top that uh this document was made uh, made possible to us by A Meat, uh, thank you A Meat and... uh, dropped us in the fucking deep end."

It's a little disturbing how many times a person types "uh" when they're transcribing me.

[Liatai]

Okay, I give. Which episode is Kumquat's "FREE! PETTING! ZOO!" from? ^^;

[A Meat]

Okay, I give. Which episode is Kumquat's "FREE! PETTING! ZOO!" from? ^^;

GoFundMe, comedian idiot asks for a million bucks to build a farm and promises FREE PETTING ZOO!!!! in return.

[Boots Raingear]

Noodle Levenstein has been my Skype avatar image since we recorded that episode. His website is much worse than I remembered, perhaps it's changed?

[montrith]

the exact quote was "Want to uh, just mention uh, right here at the top that uh this document was made uh, made possible to us by A Meat, uh, thank you A Meat and... uh, dropped us in the fucking deep end."

It's a little disturbing how many times a person types "uh" when they're transcribing me.

Could be worse, we could transcribe every "Yeah yeah yeah...yeah!".

[Mu.]

Noodle Levenstein has been my Skype avatar image since we recorded that episode. His website is much worse than I remembered, perhaps it's changed?

I want that jazzy little tune to play all the time on every web page.