The knights of cum:
Sir Cum StanceA Meat, January 13, 2021, 02:16:10 am
"Hey, babe, wanna come back to my place and see my
cum stance?"
Sir Cum Vent
Posts on Reddit a lot about how unsatisfactory his ejaculation is, and how this is somehow women's fault, despite never having ejaculated in the same room as an actual woman
Sir Cum Size
Takes a lot of supplements; posts on the same subreddits as Vent, but seems to be having a much better time
Sir Cum Scribe
Edits Wikipedia extensively and writes very long community posts about how IMAGE:me_naked_in_shame_cube.jpg is extremely important to the site's educational objectives