Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[GirlKisser420]

if it was set today, beavis and butthead would be nazis, but daria would be a communist

[GirlKisser420]

beavis and butthead and daria could fundamentally get along, they're both products of the same environment and share a cynical detachment from a broken suburban culture. if they synthesized their humor and critique they could would become incredibly powerful

[Mix]

beavis and butthead and daria could fundamentally get along, they're both products of the same environment and share a cynical detachment from a broken suburban culture. if they synthesized their humor and critique they could would become incredibly powerful

i mean, considering daria was originally a secondary character in their show, this technically is canonically proven

[GirlKisser420]

beavis and butthead and daria could fundamentally get along, they're both products of the same environment and share a cynical detachment from a broken suburban culture. if they synthesized their humor and critique they could would become incredibly powerful

i mean, considering daria was originally a secondary character in their show, this technically is canonically proven

daria is an antithesis to beavis and butthead, contrasting the fraternal excess and purity of emotion with her intellectual mindset. They have not successfully meshed their similar perspectives on the same society, even if one exists as a reaction to the original. The Dialetic process is still in an emergent stage

[Monkey’s Paw Wish]

Who would win in a bar fight; Ares or Dionysus?

[Carbon]

Who would win in a bar fight; Ares or Dionysus?

Ares strikes me as an mma bro, so he'd probably go for a takedown and eat shit
So the winner is the spectators

[Carbon]

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[Shell Game]

i just remembered hot toddies are the perfect excuse to drink while sick

[krytton]

5XL? what the hell???

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

I was on the bus and suddenly thought "Oh, shit, I used two WORDS too many!" and then spent 8 hours at work, sweating bullets, praying furiously to God that "Please, Lord, please nobody call me out on not delivering my 14/88 joke on the snark, internet forum with enough rigor and conviction, please nobody catch that I half-assed it before I have a chance to get back home and set things right, if anybody did that, Lord, me flubbing the delivery of the 'nazi-hate-symbol-plus-internet-web-comic-by-a-guy-who-sent-dick-pics-to-a-minor' joke would certainly reflect badly on my character, Lord."

Phew. Sometimes, I'm glad I have the were-withall and mental fortitude to know what a fox paw is, so that I don't come off sounding like a idiot.

[Dr. Buttplug]

Wait, the cat president is actually cat king of earth?!

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Put a holiday in the middle of a week and you're expecting some sort of productivity?

[Vinny Possum]

i just remembered hot toddies are the perfect excuse to drink while sick

You're welcome. My work here is done.

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

I have spent a year on ballp.it and it's already been better than the 3-4 years I spent on Something Awful.

[Shell Game]

This title significantly expanded upon the gameplay of Antarctic Adventure by most notably adding a greater variety of stages and enemies and RPG elements: boss fights, purchasable items, and several mini-games. Items can be purchased through three different fisherman, in exchange for fish, that give Penta new abilities. One of the items that can be bought is a gun, which reflects the characterization Pentarou (Penta's son) will be given in his appearances in the Parodius series. Level design and variety has increased from Antarctic Adventure; there are forest levels, ice levels, water-based levels, caves, and even some outer-space bonus levels.[3] There are several shortcuts, usually hidden underneath holes (which are typically harmful hazards) in the game, that allow the player to go on almost completely different paths. The game also featured multiple endings, with the hidden good ending available when the player pauses the game a certain number of times.[4] In the bad ending, the princess dies, while in the good ending, she lives, an idea that Kojima would later use again in Metal Gear Solid and, to an extent, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty.[5]