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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 2326118 times)

Antivehicular

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Has anyone made a superhero called Shotgun Shogun yet? I think there could be something here
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I have had the phrase Shotgun Hibachi stuck in my head for years if that's anything

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Someone in Cognac should make a brandy with konjac in it, people would buy konjac cognac just because of the name
Salubrious Rex Lemon

moooo566 (taylor's version)

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Everyone wants a flat with high ceilings but they've not thought about what happens if the smoke detector battery goes at 8:30 and you can't reach the fucking thing to stop it beeping.
Salubrious Rex Great Joe

moooo566 (taylor's version)

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If I were Gandalf I would've formed an unhealthy emotional attachment to my weird gnarly grey staff and absolutely refused to use that awful shiny white thing with no personality that Iluvatar tried to force on me.
Salubrious Rex Antivehicular

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tater thots
Great Joe Salubrious Rex chai tea latte

GirlKisser420

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can't be mean in the channel I saw the guy saying he was going to see TISM a second time, so I'm gonna say here: buddy you see tism every time you look into a mirror

moooo566 (taylor's version)

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Queen Elizabeth II: High Voltage
Lumbermouth Great Joe Salubrious Rex Dr. Buttplug

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why do they call it sandpaper and not whet wipes
Lumbermouth xX_sp00ks_Xx

vaMpiresoftWare

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Petition to replace all of the slow dark covers of pop songs in TV and movie soundtracks with chopped and screwed versions of the originals instead.

xX_sp00ks_Xx

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A 13 year old in 2024 listening to Hybrid Theory for the first time and a russian serf in the 1800s stumbling upon a UFO crash site in Kamchatka, in my humble view, cannot but have experienced the exact same emotion down to the last sentiment.
Salubrious Rex

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I attempt to do dance moves from sfm youtube videos, but I can feel my bones grinding against each other causing permanent damage because these moves weren't meant to be performed by live humans.

Dr. Buttplug

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Donning my silicone mask of impoverishmentTM so I can get the best price from the supermarket shelf cameras.

Salubrious Rex

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hole sailor

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Vibe check but it's a guy going "1, 2, 1, 2" into a Hitachi magic wand
Salubrious Rex vaMpiresoftWare Great Joe Dr. Buttplug