Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

It's the fourth of January and the shops are already taking down the Jesus' birth merch and putting up the Jesus' death merch.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Much like how the banana has been specifically created by God to fit the curvature of the hand, I'm now of the opinion that apples were specifically created to be thrown in the air. A good apple has the perfect ratio of size (graspability) and weight (feels hollow yet heavy) to deliver the ultimate "oomph" when tossed in the air and caught back. Make sure to put some backward spin on it with your fingers. It's an incredibly satisfying sensation.

still true

[Antivehicular]

It's the fourth of January and the shops are already taking down the Jesus' birth merch and putting up the Jesus' death merch.

Picturing the Jesus speedrun, where you fit the canonical 33 years into four months between Christmas and Easter

[A Meat]

It's the fourth of January and the shops are already taking down the Jesus' birth merch and putting up the Jesus' death merch.

Picturing the Jesus speedrun, where you fit the canonical 33 years into four months between Christmas and Easter

I hear the latest crucifix invalidated a lot of the important skips, so remember to turn the auto updates off on your Jesus

[Shell Game]

It's the fourth of January and the shops are already taking down the Jesus' birth merch and putting up the Jesus' death merch.

Picturing the Jesus speedrun, where you fit the canonical 33 years into four months between Christmas and Easter

I hear the latest crucifix invalidated a lot of the important skips, so remember to turn the auto updates off on your Jesus

Protestants showing up to Catholic speedrun streams with huge callouts over RNG manipulation...

[A Meat]

It's sad how many people are addicted to gambling. I know I usually post funny things here but damn

[Lemon]

Just added Home Despot to the Excellent Band Names List.

[Antivehicular]

New Internet terminology I just thought up:

Bimodal poster: Person on the Internet who is always talking about one of two topics: A) the complete catastrophic misery of their life, a darkness from which they will never emerge, or B) how they are the most brilliant person who ever lived, how hot and amazing they are, and their ever-growing pile of accolades and sex partners. They will never post about anything else, especially not about anything other than themselves.

[Antivehicular]

Today's other important thought: "don't eat unnecessary chalk"

[Salubrious Rex]

Hey there pal, breathing hard or hardly breathing?

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Wrequiem It Ralph! For a Dream

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Computer, turn every Woody Allen movie into a Woody Woodpecker movie.

[GirlKisser420]

I think a clown fetish is a funny thing to have. But if you have the opportunity to fuck a Clown and don't take it, there's something wrong with you

[Antivehicular]

I think a clown fetish is a funny thing to have. But if you have the opportunity to fuck a Clown and don't take it, there's something wrong with you

I really want there to be some clown fetishists out there who are really into "guy with an unusual performance-art job and an interesting set of skills" clowns and not "horror movie monster" clowns, because it would be much more sympathetic to me, and also circus performers gotta get laid too

[GirlKisser420]

I think a clown fetish is a funny thing to have. But if you have the opportunity to fuck a Clown and don't take it, there's something wrong with you

I really want there to be some clown fetishists out there who are really into "guy with an unusual performance-art job and an interesting set of skills" clowns and not "horror movie monster" clowns, because it would be much more sympathetic to me, and also circus performers gotta get laid too

after a significant amount of research I can advise the clown fetish community are mostly into the classic goofy whacky clown, which may or may not be a magical being that curses you or gives you clownmhydia