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Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on July 27, 2015, 09:41:47 pm
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I'm afraid of what's going to top the poem about masturbating into a sock.
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oh my god these references are so on point, i'm crying irl
new favourite episode
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The reading of that inflation one made me think that Homestar Runner had taken up a career as an erotic poet. Also I'm literally crying with laughter at most of these. Thank you for this beautiful gift.
ETA:
Come sneeze with me and be my love
And we will all the sneezes sneeze
That sneeze and sneeze and sneeze and sneeze
And all the sneezes fuck it, never mind.
ETA part 2: Huh, apparently I was drunker than I thought last night.
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Cock Hotel.
COCK. HOTEL.
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What a real bunch of shameless heaney's
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That was probably my favourite poetry episode yet but the bonus of it also being a look at some weirdass sites from the early days of F Plus and their continued existence made it even better. That's a real good doc you put together, Cyberventurer. Be proud!
Special thanks to Nutshell for making the closest thing to a "right" choice when given a Lemon's Choice. I still don't know if Boots made the right choice between yet another fucking Night Before Christmas rendition and a poem about menstruation. Because yes, those are a special kind of annoying, but on the other hand ... that was super gross. Super, super gross and rapey. While the other one would have involved Sonic! But, I mean, I guess it still could have been super gross and bloody and rapey too. I haven't worked up the courage to check the doc yet.
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I helped [freakout]
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What a real bunch of shameless heaney's
AgentCoop, July 28, 2015, 11:19:08 am
Booo
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What a real bunch of shameless heaney's
AgentCoop, July 28, 2015, 11:19:08 am
Booo
Smoking Crow, July 28, 2015, 03:11:02 pm
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I helped [freakout]
EYE OF ZA, July 28, 2015, 01:33:25 pm
Yeah, you gave a ton of good stuff to help put some meat on the document. Thanks!
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"I'm the Studs Terkel of raves!" STOG, I actually clapped. Bravo, sir.
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The most enjoyable collection of grunts and groans I listened to this week!
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I clued into where the lovedoll poem was from like two lines in
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Your mouth is a cock hotel. Cocks check in but they don't check out.
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Your mouth is a cock hotel. Cocks check in but they don't check out.
NutshellGulag, August 02, 2015, 04:07:20 pm
Welcome to the Hotel Cockafornia
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Goddamnit Crow, don't include the fucking Eagles in something as good as the cock hotel. The cock hotel deserves better.
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I actually thought the lovedoll poem was about an anime body pillow at first. "Well, it's still gross," I reasoned, "but it's actually pretty decent poetry from the waifu crowd. Kind of a sweet sentiment, if still super weird, and not a single weeaboo word in there. 'Bot' is probably 'bott' or some other 'cute' misspelling of 'butt.' And no misplaced sentiment of victimhood, wow!"
.... and then Lemon dropped where it actually came from and all those vaguely nice thoughts crashed and burned in an instant of AAAAUGH. ^^;
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Pretty sure "bot" is supposed to be "bottom." I understand that's a British dialect thing.
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That's probably what I was thinking of, Puppy Time, thank you. When it was revealed to be a lovedoll, though, I started to think "oh no is that some in-community slang for something oh dear I don't want to know so many innocent words have been butchered already" x3;
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I AM THE COCK DRAGON
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I AM THE COCK DRAGON