This is a new person thread

[QueenSyreen]

A thread to announce that I, a new person, am on this board.

I am not a new F plus listener, I am just a person who refused to pay ten dollars for three years. I actually used to have a contest with my sister to see how much we could yell at each other about the F Plus before something drove one of us to actually join ballpit. I thought it might be the car fetish episode (we listened to it after midnight in our grandparent's house trying not to laugh and nearly burst something), I thought the most recent episode about wiccans might do it ('so mote it be' is correct and I know why), I thought it might be the most recent episode on otherkin (I love talking otherkin/fictionkin) but it ended out, it was being bored one day and having some spare cash. Who woulda thought.

Hello F Plus.

[Bobalay]

Welcome to ballp.it! Your mandatory pair of boxing gloves, fake dog ears and a stopwatch are in the mail. I trust you know what to do with them.

[QueenSyreen]

Well, sure, Brain, but how are we going to fit all of the leftovers into the toaster? I mean yes of course I know what to do. Yes.

Thanks for replying to the mandatory 'hello I am new' thread, good to meet you!

[Emperor Jack Chick]

All new people are required to post sweet metal videos.

Also HI! :D

[YetAnotherAmber]

Hello, I am another new person who is definitely not at all the aforementioned sister of this new person. Not at all. Nope. Not me. Not the sister.

[QueenSyreen]

All new people are required to post sweet metal videos.

Also HI! :D

-looks at music collection mostly composed of techno and other sorts of beepy nonsense-

-whines sadly-

[QueenSyreen]

Hello, I am another new person who is definitely not at all the aforementioned sister of this new person. Not at all. Nope. Not me. Not the sister.

Get an avatar you bum

[crow]

Hi people

[Emperor Jack Chick]

All new people are required to post sweet metal videos.

Also HI! :D

-looks at music collection mostly composed of techno and other sorts of beepy nonsense-

-whines sadly-

Cmon, do your best. Hell I'll accept Bon Iver if it's sold well enough. I mean, this counts too!

...you could also post your favorite episode or some nonsense like that.

[Emperor Jack Chick]

Hello, I am another new person who is definitely not at all the aforementioned sister of this new person. Not at all. Nope. Not me. Not the sister.

You too. Make with the metal.

[YetAnotherAmber]

Hello, I am another new person who is definitely not at all the aforementioned sister of this new person. Not at all. Nope. Not me. Not the sister.

You too. Make with the metal.

I.. have never been much of a person to listen to music.
so have the literal only metal song i can think of right now which I can only think of because i am in the pits of animation student hell and one of classmates showed the music video in class

i apologize that my metal is weak i have failed

[QueenSyreen]

All new people are required to post sweet metal videos.

Also HI! :D

-looks at music collection mostly composed of techno and other sorts of beepy nonsense-

-whines sadly-

Cmon, do your best. Hell I'll accept Bon Iver if it's sold well enough. I mean, this counts too!

...you could also post your favorite episode or some nonsense like that.

A careful survey of my incredibly wimpy music selection has revealed that the closest thing to metal I have ever listened to on purpose is this

and fucking frankly, I don't even know if that counts. All i know about metal is you stop understanding how many guitars are playing and they do voices, but not like storybook voices, scary voices. Though. If you know metal that makes use of the sort of voice one would use while reading the cat in the hat. Direct me to that. However, you will note that this song has voices, unlike typical singing voices, in fact, screaming is done. There are a lot of guitars, and noises that they don't normally use in the music. Noises that I dare say were made with metal. Therefore, this is, by some definition, metal.

I don't know what I'm talking about. Are you sure you don't want some techno. I know a furry who likes to take sean paul and make it house.

[Emperor Jack Chick]

A+ all around.

The only way to fail is to not try.

[QueenSyreen]

A+ all around.

The only way to fail is to not try.

yay!!!

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

Hi new person! :D And HI NEW PERSON WHO HAS THE ROSE CREST AS THEIR AVATAR.

Have you checked out Zsa Zsa's threads on terrifying homemade booze recipes and the legitimately frightening Victorian cookbook? Because if not, go do that, I promise you'll enjoy it.