Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[A Meat]

The lines "bow down before the one you serve/you're gonna get what you deserve" are in iambic tetrameter and therefore can be said with the cadence of a girl scout chant

[Cheapskate]

The fact that she was able to change careers from research scientist to self-help lifestyle guru proves that Brené Brown may actually know the secret to conquering shame.

[ikaribattousai]

One of the ways we lost our way as a species was abandoning the seaplane.

[Vinny Possum]

Bimbofication of the Author

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

A dating/gameshow hybrid where every participant has a weird paraphilia and there's a prize at the end of the night if you can guess your partner's fetish but they can't guess yours.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Here's how to use the horizontal column..
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[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

gerardus mercator makes a youtuber style apology video

[Shigan]

Our skeletons actually come in all sorts of colours; their modern depiction in white marble is

[GirlKisser420]

Cheradenine Zakalwe, for the crime of making that dude into a chair you are officially Cancelled online for committing a class B problematic act

[Salubrious Rex]

It's the skeletons' world, they're just all living in us.

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Started telling people I thought sandinista was the best clash lp as a joke but now I really believe it. Hypernormalized myself into streamin sandinista

[Emperor Jack Chick]

the guy who wrote your favorite goldeneye FAQ on gamefaqs is now a father.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

I'm printing my comic book at A0 because I want to be first in the phone book.

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

all "prestige tv" is just heartwarming stories all about how being a bigot doesn't mean you can't be a hero

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

all "prestige tv" is just heartwarming stories all about how being a bigot doesn't mean you can't be a hero

false, the sopranos is about one mans crippling cured meat addiction