me: *climbing up to Matterhorn (4,478 m)*
me: *getting on top and seeing the sign that says "Welcome to Parrotspitze (4,432 m)"*
me (realizing I was 17.59 km off): I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end... it didn't even Matterhorn.
the 35 penguins and 10 polar bears inside the open-roof gamestop i'm in: *uproarious applause at my self-deprecating joke that somewhat lifts my spirits*